Re-establishing my alpha status - a neverending task

[roxann_ireland]

DOLLY RAT: *runs to corner of room, chews carpet

Comments

[kespernorth]

I wish to contribute the term "failboat". As in "Wow, I'm really riding the failboat today."

[roxann_ireland]

You could be up Shit Creek in a failboat, even!

"Failboat" sounds very Puget Sound-ish to me.

I also told that same friend that, in the world of asshaberdashery, her brother and sister-in-laws were pimp-hat. Pimp-asshats, if you will.

[theodicy]

Which cheered me IMMEASURABLY, I wish to assure you.

:grinning at campus cafe:

[roxann_ireland]

And I'm still chuckling at "twatwaffle." Being as I am currently in a rather Roger Waters-ish mood and started the day with a mouse turd in my Inbox, I am consciously working on not overusing the term.