[locked from Bret]

[posinglikeaswan]

Okay
I think
Say I wanted to take someone on a date, what would be a good way to go about that?

I don't think they like flowers although they're kind of g.

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[guns_and_coffee]

Chocolate.

Definitely chocolate.

[posinglikeaswan]

Apparently.

Anywhere I could actually get that? Other than Cho?

[guns_and_coffee]

Same place you get everything else.

[posinglikeaswan]

Yourself and Cho?

[luckycatthief]

Not sulking and actually seeming like you want to be there with them are two very important things.

[posinglikeaswan]

Your expertise coming from the ample time you spent with Garfield, Felix, Simba and that cat from Pinocchio?

Sargent Tibbs wants to know why you haven't called him back.

[private to Taryn]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

[luckycatthief]

Since I come from a world without cats I can't even dignify that with an answer. Insults don't work if the person can't follow the reference.

[Private to Jemaine]
I'm talking about your tedency to look like you don't want to deal with anyone most of the time.

Private to Taryn

[posinglikeaswan]

You do come from a world with cats, actually, considering you're one.

I'm very approachable.

[Locked forever]

[likeanancydrew]

Someone likes a certain guy friend of theirs.

[Locked forever]

[posinglikeaswan]

Someone is still a bitch.

Yes. Well. Thank you for that advice.

[likeanancydrew]

Don't go for flowers. Flowers are just going to make things awkward and remind you of the heteronormativity to which you no longer subscribe.

[posinglikeaswan]

I don't think I said anything about this not being a completely heterosexual date with a very hot woman.