[locked from Bret]

[posinglikeaswan]

Okay
I think
Say I wanted to take someone on a date, what would be a good way to go about that?

I don't think they like flowers although they're kind of g.

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[guns_and_coffee]

Chocolate.

Definitely chocolate.

[posinglikeaswan]

Apparently.

Anywhere I could actually get that? Other than Cho?

[guns_and_coffee]

Same place you get everything else.

[posinglikeaswan]

Yourself and Cho?

[guns_and_coffee]

[short pause]

I was referring to the marketplace.

[posinglikeaswan]

Oh, they have it on the marketplace? Cool.

[pause]

It's just to eat, right? I've never actua

[guns_and_coffee]

It's hardly an ideal lubricant, if that's what you mean.

[posinglikeaswan]

[a long, long pause]

What.

Oh my God

[guns_and_coffee]

What else would you do with it aside from eat it? Use it as a paperweight?

[posinglikeaswan]

Yeah.

And some people use it sexually.

[guns_and_coffee]

Eating it off of someone is still eating it.

[posinglikeaswan]

Good point, yes. Good point.

[Private to Ianto]

Also, you give terrible advice.

Private to Jemaine

[guns_and_coffee]

Oh?

Private to Ianto

[posinglikeaswan]

Bret nearly cried when I danced with him.

I told you

Private to Jemaine

[guns_and_coffee]

Considering that you're now taking him on a date, I doubt you were quite as platonic about it as I suggested.

Private to Ianto

[posinglikeaswan]

Well it felt like when you and I were dancing and then he all of a sudden flipped out. But I did stop paying attention for a while. Can you be unconsciously inappropriate?

Wait. I never said I was taking Bret on a date.