Stay low to the ground... not a sound... Take it slow! One more step.... then, BOX!

[foolishwren]

Who: Heather Mason, Old Snake
Where: Outskirts of Azalea Town
When: Around noon
Summary: You know the thing that sucks most about camping? No hot water. Yeah, it kind of sucks. So against all reason, Heather's actually creeping into town to see if maybe possibly sneaking into the Pokemon Center is an option. It's not really that she wants to be

Comments

i squeed

[imthe_shit]

Watching the action from nearby, Snake smirked. Heather said she'd be all right, that she was used to sneaking around... But no one knew stealth better than Solid Snake. Taking his lit cigarette out of his mouth and placing it in a holder, he crouched down amidst the brush, and looked through his INVENTORY, and took out a Pokemon Fanclub Magazine, as well as equipped a CARDBOARD BOX. Looking through the handling-hole, he watched the patrolling of the previous officer

oh my god you made me lol so hard, you don't even know

[foolishwren]

Heather just... stayed there behind the woodpile, letting the shock of that near-miss wear off.

She'd put the Slowpoke down on the ground, where it continued to lie on its side, legs complacently moving in a general swimming motion.

Whew.

That had been... way too close.

She could hear the Jenny talking somewhere beyond her view from behind that little woodpile, so she didn't get up just yet. She didn't want to wind up doing the exact same thing she'd just done, again.

So she just sat, head angled back a little to try and see over the top of the lumber without actually sticking her neck out like a fluorescent blond sign that said ~*~ARREST ME~*~

But finally, when she was sure the officer had gone on her merry way, she let out a little sigh of relief and relaxed again, turning to look at the box that she'd been sitting ne-- ..... she had not been sitting next to a box.

"ohjesusfu--!"

The sudden emergence of BOX MAN had the impressive effect of making Heather jerk backwards against the woodpile with a small clatter and flatten

8D

[imthe_shit]

He watched her reaction for a moment, pleased. He definitely still had the skills, as was obvious by her expression and utterance. Snake nodded to her, then gestured for her to come with him to the brush.

"Years of practice. But I can give you a few quick tips."

[foolishwren]

She'll just take a moment to catch her breath and stop her heart from trying to burst out of her chest and fly off into the distance like a frightened animal.

"I didn't even hear .... oh. ... You totally saw my fail there, didn't you."

She can't even manage one of her sheepish grins.

This is that embarrassing.

And after she'd declined his offer to help earlier and EVERYTHING!