if i talked about life, tom would get mad because i would give all the details

[rosenbaum]

The one time I didn't utilize the services of a hooker, I didn't end up in a Ramada Inn with my hands tied to the bedposts with my socks, but if I had spent money on this hooker, I probably did end up in the neighborhood pool of one of those subdivisions comprised of boxy little houses that all look the same. It could have happened in late October

Comments

[rosenbaum]

To be honest with you, I don't hate a lot of the songs on the playlist. I should have uploaded the whole thing, but I was lazy. Some of the songs really do deserve to be on there, like My Heart Will Go On and that violently political Toby Keith song, but Rico Suave and Pump and a Bump have no place on that list at all.

[dcook]

For a second there, I thought you were going to get it on in the Tim Horton's parking lot. I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't. Did she guess right?

[rosenbaum]

I never said I've never gotten it on in a Tim Horton's parking lot. I just didn't do it with a hooker in a Tim Horton's parking lot. Of course she guessed, she was a hooker. You are supposed to participate in this game.

[jlorigliasso]

Was this hypothetical hooker Lisa?

[rosenbaum]

That's a very not nice thing to say about your sister. Let's be honest here, if it had been, I would have slept with her.

[kreukkristin]

You are so crazy. Write a funny song for me later, and then maybe teach me to play a new chord on the guitar.

[rosenbaum]

This really wasn't true at all, I just wanted to play that game. I've been writing odes to you ever since you went on hiatus, girl, though the funny part is really subjective. Come back, you're missed.

[kreukkristin]

Did you change your mind? I'm really hoping for that. I wrote a song for you in my sleep last night. It goes something like, Dear Michael you are the cycle that my soul's laundry machine needs, YOU KEEP ME CLEAN. It sounds more heartfelt in my head, and nobody ever said I could double a a musician (thank god). I love you, that's pretty much the cliffs notes to everything here.

[rosenbaum]

Probably, but I'm still not updating until next week, if only to prove my point about how awful people are going to drive the people that try to be nice away.

[rachelmcadams]

Okay first of all, We Built This City is a brilliant song and I get angry every time it's on a "worst songs" list. Starship can do no wrong. Neither can Huey Lewis. I do agree with Madonna though, but I think anything she did after '92 could be be considered the worst song of all time. And I agree with Your Body Is A Wonderland, I dislike that song on so many levels and that's one of my very favorite albums ever. Look, I just talked so much about music that I don't even have to mention the hooker. Something weird was going on there with using the same phrase twice, had to fix it.

[rosenbaum]

I guess I don't hate it anymore. But that isn't the first time I've seen a Starship song on a bad song list. I will fight you on the Huey Lewis and I really take no issue with Madonna, because she's the only thing that you can play when you feel like dancing in chaps. Why do you hate Your Body Is A Wonderland? I like it for the line about the bubblegum tongue, even though it makes no sense and it brings up images of somebody chewing on my tongue. You're cute. Sign on sometime today.

[rachelmcadams]

But Huey Lewis is on a Back to the Future soundtrack! And that's a win by default. I don't know, I just don't like it and I think it's creepy. Honestly, a guy sang it to me once and it turns my stomach ever since. I promise to try.

[rosenbaum]

I don't remember the soundtrack, I haven't watched those movies in forever. How's about you and me have a marathon? I guess I get that because I can name several songs that everyone loves that give me hives whenever I listen to them. I promise I will never sing that song to you, not ever.