FIC: Pig Rectums and Other Ratings Grabbers, Adam/Jamie, PG-13

[rose_whispers]

Title: Pig Rectums and Other Ratings Grabbers
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Mythbusters
Word count: ~2000
Pairing: Adam/Jamie
Summary: The Mythbusters are disgusted to learn that they have to do a mindless sex-themed show to boost their ratings. Adam and Jamie go above and beyond the call of duty.
A/N: This is a gift-fic for thescarletwoman. She mentioned the UST between

Comments

[omgimnaked]

LOLOLOLOL. Freakin' hilarious. One thing:

"Why don't we do something about bestiality or threesomes, just to get more attention? Let's make them have to fucking censor this show," Adam said, slamming his fist on the table with excitement.

"Do I at least get to build something for this?" Adam sighed, trying unsuccessfully to clean his glasses with his t-shirt, which was already stained with something oily from the lab.

Adam grinned at him, a grin that he didn't trust at all. "I know exactly what you can build."

I think there's an extra Adam in there...

[ladytayla]

Hahaha.
Yeah, extra Adam, which is scary too... lol.
Poor dummy. Poor Adam.

[atalantapendrag]

Hee, this made me smile!

[thescarletwoman]

You know... I'd say I can't believe you wrote this... but who am I kidding? I would have been shocked if you hadn't.

Love, this completely made my day. Completely and totally.

I however, think there needs to be a sequel with the Mile High Club. You'll get bonus points to reference Ralph too.

[marginaliana]

Okay, a) ahahahahahaha!!! and b) the American Pie myth idea made me make the weirdest face - I'm honestly not sure how much of it was amusement and how much of it was disgust. That's the sign of a groundbreaking story, isn't it? :D And c) ahahahahahaha!!! The pig rectums! The Mile High Club!

Absolutely brilliant.