this meme made me cry (and curse)

[rosa_acicularis]

Stolen from tricksterquinn:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

Oh holy god:

"Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa," from Harry Fucking Potter and the Sorcerer's Motherfucking Stone.

That's it. I never want to have sex again.

Comments

[loracarol]

"I'm tired..."

Antique Bakery, volume 4.

Um... O_o

[rosa_acicularis]

Well, that doesn't seem to bode well...

;)

[loracarol]

Nope. >_>;;

[frenchroast]

Or it could bode really, really well. Like you're so tired from all the awesome sex.

[rosa_acicularis]

Sounds like the universe is encouraging you to shocking behavior.

That minx.

[selenityshiroi]

I did this on tumblr.

Mine was from volume 17 of xxxHOLiC.

'...It broke.'

[rosa_acicularis]

Oh dear. That can't be a good sign.

[mylittlepwny]

Balancing the tray on one hand, I picked up the glass from which he had drunk and raised it to my lips.

The usual, lol.

[rosa_acicularis]

That is some sexy glass drinking, yo.

[honorh]

Lots of sloppy seconds for you!

[mylittlepwny]

I was thinking more along the lines of creepin' from afar but THIS IS A MUCH BETTER WAY OF VIEWING THINGS.

[uwsannajane]

The Chicago Manual of Style, and not unpromising:

"Links also allow readers to move freely from text to tables and back again, as well as from one table to another."

[rosa_acicularis]

Damn, Chicago, I'm impressed. I doubt the MLA could come up with something as suggestive as that.