-Entry 8-

[rookiekiller]

Klavier Gavin.

No sooner had I finally worked out the case of the chair- thanks in part to my new secretary, Wanda- when I found this... this wretched graffiti. And I wish I could simply be speaking of the clutter on my desk

Comments

[musical_cocoon]

Oh now I know you didn't just call The Gavinners tripe, baldy.

I know Klav ain't interested in your ugly-ass daughter (thought she does have good taste in music so maybe you aren't her real dad) but you got a choice in getting used to decent music for once in your life or buying some damn earplugs.

Either option works for me as long as you stop your whining, you bald pansy!

[rookiekiller]

I will have you know that I passed the bar exam with the second-highest score ever recorded for a prosecutor during that era!

[musical_cocoon]

Easy to do when only one other dude took the test with you, back when the dinosaurs were on the earth, man.

[rookiekiller]

At least I didn't get eaten by any of those dinosaurs. That should stand for something.

[musical_cocoon]

Would it be that you probably taste horrible? Or that large ugly creatures with no hair thought of you as one of their own, man?

[rookiekiller]

I'll have you know that in high school, they used to call me 'Wooly Mammoth'- the hairiest creature in the dinosaur age!

((After looking it up on the internet))

[musical_cocoon]

Wooly mammoths weren't around at the same time as the dinosaurs, idiot!

Maybe they called you that for some other reason, like just being a big fatty?

((He's just completely making shit up at this point))

[rookiekiller]

I was also voted 'Mr. Anorexia' in my senior year!

[lunar_skye]

Mr. Crescend. Mr. Payne.

[musical_cocoon]

What?

[lunar_skye]

I expect this sort of petty bickering from children on the playground, not from our city's prosecutors and aspiring members of law enforcement.

Is that clear?

[rookiekiller]

But he started it...

[musical_cocoon]

But he started it!

[lunar_skye]

No excuses!

Behave or else I'll make sure there are repercussions. Understood?

[rookiekiller]

Nyaaaaaaaaargh!

[musical_cocoon]

AUGH!