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This is a fairly comprehensive list of fanfiction I've written, with summaries, ratings, and pairings included for your convenience. Newer stories are usually on top. Older stories tend to be of increasingly worse quality, READ AT OWN RISK. I've also tagged the entries by slash, femslash, gen, and het. Some stories are not posted to my mirror FFN account, and some are f-locked for reasons I'm not going to go into, but dropping me a note will usually get you access. PLEASE READ AND COMMENT! ♥
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
But We Got Rum. PG-13. The seven seas can be a very small place. Crossover.
The Curious Transformation of Miss Alice Kingsleigh. PG-13. Rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves. PotC x-over.
Earthian
Lux et Vanitas. NC-17. Raphael/Michael. In the bedroom after the war.
The Green Hornet (2011)
Kato on the Shore. PG-13. Kato/Britt. Despite his many misgivings, Kato went back to therapy.
Inception (2010)
Talk Turkey to Me. NC-17. Eames/Arthur. "That mouth is going to get you in a world of trouble, Mr. Eames."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Une Chanson Pour La Dame Perséphone. R. M.M./Chrome. Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.
Plus One. R. Yamamoto/Gokudera. Behind the wheel and wide awake.
The Quick Fix. PG-13. Shamal/Gokudera but not really. Shamal has syphilis.
Emotional Intelligence in People Other Than Your Boyfriend. PG-13. Yamamoto/Gokudera. The kids are still alright.
The Keeper. NC-17. Yamamoto/Gokudera. A lever and a place to stand.
Kingdom Hearts
A Cautionary Tale. R. Axel/Roxas. Veins full of light, he's one to stray.
The Seagull Children. PG. One day we'll change from children into people.
Cave Lupum. PG-13. Saïx/Axel. Memory is a blood-drenched game. Spoilers for 358/2 Days. Otherwise known as "The Fic Where Axel Is A Girl Sorta".
All That You Can't Leave Behind. PG-13. Riku/Sora. Looking in on the good life I might be doomed never to find. Post-KH2.
heart without a girl. PG-13. Alice Liddell/Naminé. Curiouser and curiouser.
The Five Steps. PG. A portrait of grief. Five perspectives converging on canvas, and five people not directly involved in the drama.
Red Velvet or Nothing. PG-13. Roxas/Pence. When Pence met Roxas, he gave him a cupcake.
alleycats. NC-17. Axel/Larxene, mentioned Marluxia/Larxene. I remember you well at the Chelsea Hotel.
Hot Blooded. PG-13. Xigbar/Demyx. “Becoming a Nobody must have real tough on you. Not only did you lose your heart, but for some reason the Darkness decided to take away your vagina too.”
Scenes from a Garden. R. Marluxia/Naminé. Silence is the blood whose flesh is singing.
Si Tu Disais. PG-13. Axel/Roxas. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.
Deceitful Above All Things. R. Axel/Roxas. Novella. The heart is.
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada | I | II | III | IV | V | VI | VII | VIII | IX | X | Interlude | XI | XII
AU. PG-13. Axel/Roxas + others. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend - or a pretend one. [complete]
Loveless
le petit mort | 1 | 2 | R. Soubi/Ritsuka. After four years apart, Soubi finds Ritsuka again, but things are not exactly how he remembers them. A futurefic with a dash of dark humor. Series. [hiatus]
Naruto
one-shots
Perfect Day. PG-13. Shisui/Itachi. And how are you going to live today?
Asleep in the Human World. PG-13. Shisui/Itachi. Fools in love gently tearing each other limb from limb. AU soap opera.
Reverberations. PG-13. Shisui/Itachi. Four days on the road. Happy Halloween '10.
Reclamation and Its Discontents. R. Shisui/Itachi, Shisui/Kabuto. Misery loves company. May the best man win.
somnambulist. NC-17. Shisui/Itachi. Unzip my body, take my heart out.
The Great Pantomime. R. Madara/Shisui. A villain knows his heroes.
SPLASH. PG-13. Shisui/Itachi. On a scale of one to ten-ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May-this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU.
Boys Will Be Boys. NC-17. Uchiha Shisui, a cave, and a very sleepless night.
You Shall Go To The Ball. PG-13. Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
The Burning of Paper Instead of Children. R. In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.
A Shared Sky. PG-13. The black coat is the only scar that he could remove at will. AU.
About A Boy. PG-13. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Stromateis. NC-17. Shisui/Itachi. Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. AU.
Three Hopeless Crushes. PG-13. A cluster of flash fiction inspired by chapter 484. Various pairings. Slash, het, and femmeslash.
Ascetic. PG-13. Uchiha Madara/Senju Hashirama + others. Of roads and repetitions, as told by the 餓鬼 of Konohagakure.
Let Nothing You Dismay. R. Naruto/Neji. I'm just a station on your way, I know I'm not your lover.
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two. PG-13. Naruto/Sasuke. “Maybe he’s angry that you made him the other woman,” Sakura whispered frantically.
37. NC-17. AU. Kisame/Itachi. The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty-seven steps.
Amateur Psychology. R. Hanabi-centric. Mycenaean feminist theory. Nihilism. Selective blindness as an art form. Hyuugacest in every sense of the word, except possibly the one you like.
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita?. PG-13. Living the fabulous and well-compensated life of an underused side-character, Uchiha Shisui saw and heard many things. Whether any of them were of much use to him remains open to debate.
Above Reproach. R. Itachi/Hinata. A treatise in the nature of coincidence, or a heartbreaking work of staggering pretentiousness.
This Is How We Operate. PG-13. Naruto/Sakura. And the only way to deal with crazy people, she knew, was to comply with their demands and not make any sudden movement.
The Life Pursuit. PG-13. Naruto/Ino, slight Kiba/Sakura. ("Want me to buy you another hooker?") In which adulthood is unsimple.
sexy/ugly. NC-17. Anko/Sakura. Sakura needs to branch out. Anko has it going on.
The Fire Sermon. NC-17. Deidara/Naruto. A sea-green tale.
Roses. PG-13. Naruto/Sasuke. On the fragility of contentment. Happy Halloween '06.
Half a Thousand. PG. Shikamaru/Temari. The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative.
Blackbird Fly. NC-17. Ibiki/Anko. Take these sunken eyes and learn to see.
Deep River. PG-13. Mikoto-centric. Lady Uchiha - from child to wife to mother - and the constant flow of the Nakano River.
Vanilla, Oleander, Devotion. PG-13. Ino/Sakura. Sometimes it's just a matter of one day after another.
seven days. R. Sasuke/Naruto. The cruel semantics of absolution.
The Ratio Of Freckles To Stars. R. Hanabi/Tenten. Hanabi is not a child.
Swallowed A Fly. PG-13. Jiraiya/Naruto. Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. [An unconventional courtship in 20 glances]
i hold my breath until you creak to life. NC-17. Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. And they all lived together in a crooked little house.
The Destinations Series
Motions In Stilted Time. PG-13. Sasuke/Sakura and others. Love is not a fairytale for the faint of heart.
Aftermathematics. R. Sasuke/Naruto, mentioned Ino/Sakura. Of destinations, blind fish, and converging vectors.
A Heap Of Broken Images. R. Kakashi/Sasuke. [Till human voices wake us, and we drown] Of repercussions and promises that don't pan out.
I Love The Sound Of You Walking Away. R. Ino-centric. Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound.
Unwrap. R. Temari/Sakura. [There are voices in the desert] Sakura isn't afraid of dying, only of being lost.
No Bed Of Roses. PG-13. Naruto/Sai. [Together they will wait out their happy ending] Naruto picks up the pieces.
Vertigo. R. Itachi/Naruto. [Scenes from a hotel room] Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order.
Ashes, Ashes. PG-13. Naruto/Sasuke. Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea.
An Exercise In Futility. PG. Kimimaro/Sasuke. Sasuke is thirteen, and his is not the only heart that's breaking. (Love by Extension, or 15 Things Uchiha Sasuke Will Not Remember)
Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla. PG-13. Naruto/Ino. In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well-adjusted of them all.
series
Almost Was Good Enough | 1 | 2 | 3 | NC-17. Shisui/Itachi. AU. And last of all you, you'd always been my good luck charm / I should've known that luck's a waste of time. [wip]
Across The Hallowed Ground | 1 | 2 | PG-13. In the wake of an attack on the Academy, an order was issued for all the students to evacuate to the countryside. One group never made it to their destination. (Shisui and Itachi in the waning days of the war.) [discontinued]
The Colder Water | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | PG-13. Shisui/Itachi. The devil is in the details. (A sorta love story) [complete]
London Calling. NC-17. Sasuke/Naruto and others. AU. When Japan's top football player begins receiving anonymous death threats, London born investigative journalist Uzumaki Naruto finds he must return to his birth city and get to the bottom of the mystery before it is too late. [discontinued]
Depth Perception | 1 | 2 | 3 | R. Itachi/Naruto. Regarding the mechanics of happily ever after, on the road to redemption. ItaNaru, Bonnie and Clyde style. [complete]
The Difference Between Then and Now. R. Itachi/Naruto. Once upon a time, he was a boy who dreamed of becoming the strongest ninja in his village. [complete]
snapshots
no end to our descent. PG-13. Five times Fugaku pretended he didn't hear a thing, and the one time he couldn't deny it.
If Not For This Damn Rain. PG. Kisame. 100 words. "Dull roots with spring rain."
Part of Your World. PG. Kisame/Itachi. In which someone is a once-famed oceanographer and documentarian, and Wes Anderson is getting ready to sue.
Untitled KakaSaku Pornage. R. Yes, that is what it is called.
Craven. R. 700 words. Let's pretend. Naruto + Sasuke + Ino +
Children At Play, In Charcoal. R. Naruto/Sasuke. 500 words. Of friendship.
In My Beginning, My End. PG. Jiraiya. 1000 words. Themes and variations: a writer's crafts.
That Feminine Touch. PG-13. Sasuke/Naruto. 100 words. Two people, one degree of separation.
R & R ♥