More irony than the Pilbara
Virginity for sale by a graduate of Womens Studies. Apparently the bids are up to $5 Million which makes her the highest paid whore I've heard of.
Her sister - a whore working in Nevada - will probably be proud. Or jealous. The madame is probably going to be pretty pleased with her commission too, I expect.
I bet that she turns to prostitution full-time, capitalising on the whole shtick of being "The pussy what cost some Arab oil billionaire $5M - yours for only $5,000!"
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Feminism! Either this is a postgraduate thesis in the making, or she's smarter than the average whore. Clearly she should have her degree repealed because she didn't learn a single fucking thing in womens' studies. I mean, didn't they teach her that prostitution degrades and objectifies women and reduces their precious gai-gais to a mere commodity? Although, I suspect she learned this lesson in a backhanded way and thought, waking up in a cold sweat before finals "holy fuck I've wasted 4 years and $160K of my mom and dad's money learning how to munch rugs, burn bras and grease double-ended dildoes - how the fuck am I going to get laid now, let alone make any money with my degree?"
And then, BING!, the penny drops into the coin slot.
So to speak.
Her sister - a whore working in Nevada - will probably be proud. Or jealous. The madame is probably going to be pretty pleased with her commission too, I expect.
I bet that she turns to prostitution full-time, capitalising on the whole shtick of being "The pussy what cost some Arab oil billionaire $5M - yours for only $5,000!"
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Feminism! Either this is a postgraduate thesis in the making, or she's smarter than the average whore. Clearly she should have her degree repealed because she didn't learn a single fucking thing in womens' studies. I mean, didn't they teach her that prostitution degrades and objectifies women and reduces their precious gai-gais to a mere commodity? Although, I suspect she learned this lesson in a backhanded way and thought, waking up in a cold sweat before finals "holy fuck I've wasted 4 years and $160K of my mom and dad's money learning how to munch rugs, burn bras and grease double-ended dildoes - how the fuck am I going to get laid now, let alone make any money with my degree?"
And then, BING!, the penny drops into the coin slot.
So to speak.