Episode ★ 7 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ Dressing On the Side, Please ]

I delve into the skeleton closet known as "Dressing Room Roleplays". I will not be intimidated by the female version of me being played by a 14 year-old. I will not.

[ Even Stephen? ]

Newsflash! kingdom_crack has the best thing since sliced bread: me.My guest tonight was not only notified in time for

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SPECIAL GUEST

[coloneloftruth]

Thank you for taking time out of your busy world destroying schedule to talk to me, Miss, ah...

Cloverfield.

Re: SPECIAL GUEST

[cloverlovesit]

HELLO SMALL TRUTHY THING

IS YOUR SCHEDULE BUSY TOO

Re: SPECIAL GUEST

[coloneloftruth]

It's a full-time job being me. I'm definitely a busy man.

But I have to say I'm surprised you're literate.

[cloverlovesit]

DO YOU GET VACATIONS

I KNOW I'M SURPRISED TOO

[uwaaaah]

...but I like blue jeans.

[coloneloftruth]

You can wear blue jeans, but the only prayers you have should be sent to God.

[uwaaaah]

...b-but I'm a Jewish atheist!

HELP ME STEPHEN WHAT MUST I DO TO REPENT?!

[coloneloftruth]

Go to CHURCH. This Sunday. And make sure it's Roman Catholic. The quickest way to God is to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and to sit through sermons droned on in a language you can't understand.

[stewartlittle]

I have a headache just thinking about 'Cloverfield.'

By the way, how can America handle two of you, Stephen?

[coloneloftruth]

This is the third, Jon. And the more of me, the better it is for America.

[stewartlittle]

This concerns me.

[coloneloftruth]

Jealous, Jon?

[rapingjen]

*frying in the kitchen*

[rapingjen]

Yes miss Wang.......

[burningvigor]

I'm glad you approve of damned's application process, Stephen!

[coloneloftruth]

I would never put myself through it, but I'm satisfied that other people do.

[itsabere]

It's actually quite addictive. ♥

[laverinth]

Are you sure? I'm sure you could hit twice the length describing yourself.