Episode ★ 7 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ Dressing On the Side, Please ]

I delve into the skeleton closet known as "Dressing Room Roleplays". I will not be intimidated by the female version of me being played by a 14 year-old. I will not.

[ Even Stephen? ]

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[stewartlittle]

I have a headache just thinking about 'Cloverfield.'

By the way, how can America handle two of you, Stephen?

[coloneloftruth]

This is the third, Jon. And the more of me, the better it is for America.

[stewartlittle]

This concerns me.

[coloneloftruth]

Jealous, Jon?

[stewartlittle]

One of these days, one of your roleplayers will "slash" you, Stephen.

[coloneloftruth]

Hopefully that kind of thing will only happen in a dressing room, not in an RPG that they will think it's "Canon".

[stewartlittle]

Canon in that fictional world, yes.

Most RPGs don't even allow real people, do they? How would we apply ourselves?

[coloneloftruth]

It depends on the RPG. There are some that are celebrities only, but I can't see why anyone would want to Roleplay Paris Hilton. Except Paris Hilton.

[stewartlittle]

You're not going to start roleplaying, are you?

[gogo_ergo_sum]

Offers suggestion for said slashing via icon.

Yeah, we know you said no. But in the world of slash, that really means yes.

[stewartlittle]

So what would yes mean?

[gogo_ergo_sum]

It means you're already as slashy as this icon.

[stewartlittle]

THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

[gogo_ergo_sum]

Well, by admitting as much, and getting on with the slashy sex (NOW, dammit), it can be argued that you just "came out."

Let's have a party!

[stewartlittle]

I don't recall ******* a dude, but the more you know.

[gogo_ergo_sum]