FUUUUU-

[passionedingly]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR?!

[Grell haet being plastic. Also he's totally going to pretend that he hasn't been missing for like forever and a half. He's busy freaking out over his plastic hair]

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[thongedingly]

[Alleyne hasn't seen you since mermaid land, but she's totally convinced Grell is a lady, so have some gender confusion! Her clothes are made of thin paper and she makes crinkle sounds when she moves.]

What's the matter, miss?

[passionedingly]

[And he see's no problem with this, so he's nor about to correct you, oh ho ho ho~

He's turning his sad baw face to you now :< Nice clothes though]

Th...this horrible world turned my hair into cheap plastic! It's terrible! How am I to go on like this?!

[thongedingly]

[Finally, someone is not questioning her outfit. It's a miracle! Also sad face lowers her guard a bit. She's a sucker for pouty face.]

Your hair?

[Taps it gently with her plastic spear. Clonk.]

So it is. There there, I'm sure this isn't the end for you. It's just temporary, I'm sure of it.

[passionedingly]

[Well of course not. He'll harp on it later when he's not bummed out about having plastic hair. Needz moar red. Also, that clonking sound is just making him wibble-fayce more]

I don't care! They don't have any right to toy with a girls hair! It's precious to me! How dare they! And they turned my beloved death scythe into a plastic toy too!

[It's... not out though. Thankfully it was detachable. He wouldn't be caught dead carrying that.]

[himawariedingly]

The color is strange.

[passionedingly]

It is not! The color is beautiful! You don't have any idea what you're talking about!

It's the construction that is a sin!

[himawariedingly]

You should do something about it. Is it colored or is it real?

[Ignoring what you just said.]

[passionedingly]

This is the real color, you horrible person!

[He'd prove it to you, but his pants are attached to his waist right now.]