FUUUUU-

[passionedingly]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR?!

[Grell haet being plastic. Also he's totally going to pretend that he hasn't been missing for like forever and a half. He's busy freaking out over his plastic hair]

Comments

[himawariedingly]

The color is strange.

[passionedingly]

It is not! The color is beautiful! You don't have any idea what you're talking about!

It's the construction that is a sin!

[himawariedingly]

You should do something about it. Is it colored or is it real?

[Ignoring what you just said.]

[passionedingly]

This is the real color, you horrible person!

[He'd prove it to you, but his pants are attached to his waist right now.]

[himawariedingly]

[Reaches out to poke the strange hair]

[passionedingly]

DON'T DO THAT!

[himawariedingly]

It's funny.

[passionedingly]

No it's not it's terrible!

[WHY DOESN'T ANY OF HIS STUFF WORK. GODDAMNIT HE CAN'T DO A DAMN THING]

[himawariedingly]

Why? It doesn't look that bad, England's hair is worse.

[passionedingly]

.... You know, to be terribly honest, I didn't think England had hair.

[himawariedingly]

I don't think that he ever brushes it.

[passionedingly]

... Wait... Oh, you're talking about those personified countries, aren't you?

Oh. Oh.

Well now I'm much less surprised.

[himawariedingly]

It is really horrible. He'd better be bald.

[passionedingly]

Most people just don't know how to take good care of themselves! And if England is sporting the current popular style, he'd be better off bald.

[himawariedingly]

Current popular style?

[passionedingly]

Have you paid any attention to Western hairstyles over the ages?

Have you seen what most English people wear?