[ This is Rodney, looking extremely unhealthy. Which is what happens when you get injected with AIDs and then catch super flu. And haven't eaten. And are a screaming hypochondriac. ]
You know I really don't think that vaccine worked. In fact I- I-
[ Sort of swaying and sweating and looking like he might throw up any second.I think I have some
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and stumbles backwards and falls on his ass and then keeps back pedalling across the ground ]
No no no I'm -- [Starts coughing and heaves a little ] I'm -- I'm too smart to die! And too important, and young and attractive you -- you don't understand, people rely on me! This is before my time! [ Although the fits of coughing DON'T DO MUCH TO BACK THAT UP ] Can we not, you know, play chess or something?
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I enjoy chess. Do you have a set?
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No, I was hoping you might
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...It does look like the plague that's been going around, but it looks like it's in the early stages. We might be able to get you to last for a few days, at least.
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...Well, if we're careful, you should be able to last until the world change. If you're not better when that happens, we should at least have some access to medicine.
For the time being, try to keep calm, avoid exerting yourself, and drink lots of water.
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I'm a dead man.
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Mmm]
Again? Oh poor dear, that's what you get for *hic*
Taking strange medicines from *hic*
homeless people~.
[Good luck figuring out the gender of the death god who is now just going to lean all over you, okay?]
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Strange -- oh my god, do you think I've been poisoned?
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...
Yes.
You're horribly doomed! Nothing you can do now about *hic* it!
May as well make... the best of... what you got now~. ♥
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Oh god, you're right. I'm a dead man.
[ COUGHS SOME MORE ]
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How did you get sick?
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Oh I don't know, it was probably that alleged vaccine and -- and
[ Gestures vaguely ]
Some ... kid ... coughed all over me
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