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[arrogantedingly]

[ This is Rodney, looking extremely unhealthy. Which is what happens when you get injected with AIDs and then catch super flu. And haven't eaten. And are a screaming hypochondriac. ]

You know I really don't think that vaccine worked. In fact I- I-

[ Sort of swaying and sweating and looking like he might throw up any second.I think I have some

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[reaperedingly]

Everyone is going to die.

oh god

[arrogantedingly]

[ SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL |:

and stumbles backwards and falls on his ass and then keeps back pedalling across the ground ]

No no no I'm -- [Starts coughing and heaves a little ] I'm -- I'm too smart to die! And too important, and young and attractive you -- you don't understand, people rely on me! This is before my time! [ Although the fits of coughing DON'T DO MUCH TO BACK THAT UP ] Can we not, you know, play chess or something?

[reaperedingly]

I am afraid none of those things prevent people from dying. It is the natural course of things.

I enjoy chess. Do you have a set?

[arrogantedingly]

[ DEFEATED |: ]

No, I was hoping you might

[reaperedingly]

Even if I habitually carried one, this place seems to have taken my possessions from me.

[arrogantedingly]

So [ Wince ] Will there be -- uh, I mean, last time I died there was no... [ Gestures vaguely ] actual reaper, I mean -- does that mean this is ... permanent this time?

[reaperedingly]

It merely means that I am here this time.

Unfortunately.