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[actressedingly]

[ at first, jenna wonders why she's so high up in the air. everyone looks smaller, like ants, and it confuses her! it also confuses her that she is not standing up on two feet, but four. ]

This is weird.

[ looks down at herself and screams, and the moment she screams, fire comes from her mouth. ]

I'm a dragon?! This is so not fair! Why can't I

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[toppedingly]

...W-Well, it could be worse?

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[actressedingly]

[ frowns... or tries to. ]

How could it be worse?

[toppedingly]

Well, dragons are very respected, aren't they? And you're not something disgusting like a zombie?

[actressedingly]

[ thinks about this for a moment. she can scare everyone and make them do her work! like file her nails, or give her food, or something. like get revenge on sicks! ]

Oh, thank you, you puny human!

[liekomgedingly]

WHOA. Ohmigod, where'd that wall come from?

[It will probably not comfort Jenna to know that Poland has gone from "cute trap" to "ethereal nymph capable of driving men to complete distraction sort of accidentally".]

[actressedingly]

Wal--

[ looks at poland. ]

[ stares. ]

Wha...

[ suddenly she is overwhelmed with sadness and jealousy. ]

Okay, this so isn't fair. Why can't I be something cute like you? You're always something adorable!

[liekomgedingly]

....Ohmigod, a dragon?

[Obviously not recognizing Jenna]

Look, I'm way sorry and all, but it's totally not like I control what happens to me!

[actressedingly]

[ lays her head on the ground and jealousy huffs, not saying anything. ]

[annoyedingly]

[He flutters up until he's just about eye level with the beast.]

Fool! You had best shut that large mouth of yours, lest you set this miserable scenery ablaze!

[actressedingly]

[ huffs straight from the nose. he shouldn't be so close to her unless he wants to get blown away. ]

Be quiet, it's not like you're any better, flying bunny!

[annoyedingly]

[He tumbles back, but balances himself. ...He's going to sit on your head now, k, 'cause flying with those teeny tiny wings is tiring.]

I'd wager I'm far better off than you! My, how large you've become! Ghastly!

And, though at this point I believe it is a lost cause, I feel I must tell you yet again: I am Excalibur! Sword of victory and glory, not a bunny!

[actressedingly]

[ growls. she does not like him sitting on her. then, she takes a deep breath and calms down, lifting her head up a little and closing her eyes. ]

I'm an actress, I don't have to take this.