[ at first, jenna wonders why she's so high up in the air. everyone looks smaller, like ants, and it confuses her! it also confuses her that she is not standing up on two feet, but four. ]
This is weird.
[ looks down at herself and screams, and the moment she screams, fire comes from her mouth. ]
I'm a dragon?! This is so not fair! Why can't I
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How could it be worse?
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Oh, thank you, you puny human!
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[It will probably not comfort Jenna to know that Poland has gone from "cute trap" to "ethereal nymph capable of driving men to complete distraction sort of accidentally".]
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[ looks at poland. ]
[ stares. ]
Wha...
[ suddenly she is overwhelmed with sadness and jealousy. ]
Okay, this so isn't fair. Why can't I be something cute like you? You're always something adorable!
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[Obviously not recognizing Jenna]
Look, I'm way sorry and all, but it's totally not like I control what happens to me!
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Fool! You had best shut that large mouth of yours, lest you set this miserable scenery ablaze!
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Be quiet, it's not like you're any better, flying bunny!
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I'd wager I'm far better off than you! My, how large you've become! Ghastly!
And, though at this point I believe it is a lost cause, I feel I must tell you yet again: I am Excalibur! Sword of victory and glory, not a bunny!
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I'm an actress, I don't have to take this.
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