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[actressedingly]

[ at first, jenna wonders why she's so high up in the air. everyone looks smaller, like ants, and it confuses her! it also confuses her that she is not standing up on two feet, but four. ]

This is weird.

[ looks down at herself and screams, and the moment she screams, fire comes from her mouth. ]

I'm a dragon?! This is so not fair! Why can't I

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[annoyedingly]

[He flutters up until he's just about eye level with the beast.]

Fool! You had best shut that large mouth of yours, lest you set this miserable scenery ablaze!

[actressedingly]

[ huffs straight from the nose. he shouldn't be so close to her unless he wants to get blown away. ]

Be quiet, it's not like you're any better, flying bunny!

[annoyedingly]

[He tumbles back, but balances himself. ...He's going to sit on your head now, k, 'cause flying with those teeny tiny wings is tiring.]

I'd wager I'm far better off than you! My, how large you've become! Ghastly!

And, though at this point I believe it is a lost cause, I feel I must tell you yet again: I am Excalibur! Sword of victory and glory, not a bunny!

[actressedingly]

[ growls. she does not like him sitting on her. then, she takes a deep breath and calms down, lifting her head up a little and closing her eyes. ]

I'm an actress, I don't have to take this.

[annoyedingly]

Fool! You say that as if your occupation, of all things, would give you the ability to return to your human form! Nonsense!

[actressedingly]

Like you have room to t--

[ and as if on cue, an invisible lightbulb clicks on in her head. ]

Hey, maybe I can return to my human form! Then I won't have to be this horrid scaly.... gross thing.

[annoyedingly]

What was that? I believe I'm in a far better position than you, to be sure! Honestly, you're huge!

By all means, do go ahead and try, you're blocking the streets with your colossal rump!

[actressedingly]

[ not listening lalalala. she's trying to ignore him and turn into a human to prove that SHE ISN'T FAT! :( ]

[ but it's not working. so she slumps to the ground and buries her dragon head in her dragon paws/front armsfeet/whatever. ]

It's not fair!