[ at first, jenna wonders why she's so high up in the air. everyone looks smaller, like ants, and it confuses her! it also confuses her that she is not standing up on two feet, but four. ]
This is weird.
[ looks down at herself and screams, and the moment she screams, fire comes from her mouth. ]
I'm a dragon?! This is so not fair! Why can't I
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Fool! You had best shut that large mouth of yours, lest you set this miserable scenery ablaze!
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Be quiet, it's not like you're any better, flying bunny!
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I'd wager I'm far better off than you! My, how large you've become! Ghastly!
And, though at this point I believe it is a lost cause, I feel I must tell you yet again: I am Excalibur! Sword of victory and glory, not a bunny!
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I'm an actress, I don't have to take this.
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[ and as if on cue, an invisible lightbulb clicks on in her head. ]
Hey, maybe I can return to my human form! Then I won't have to be this horrid scaly.... gross thing.
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By all means, do go ahead and try, you're blocking the streets with your colossal rump!
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[ but it's not working. so she slumps to the ground and buries her dragon head in her dragon paws/front armsfeet/whatever. ]
It's not fair!
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