[And Faramir wandered straight into a whole fucking army of slow mutants]

[Luckily for Faramir, well, he's Faramir. With all the badassery that entails. So not only did he notice them before they started shooting poison at him, he also stained his sword with an awful lot of mutie blood. Consensus; they're easier to kill than orcs]

[Less luckily, ( Read more... )

 [Kaylee's found some old machinery. Who's surprised ( Read more... )

[Oh.]

[Oh.]

[Roland stands in the long grass and just straight-out stares. He knows this air, this ground - knows it with the distant familiarity of a long-gone childhood. New Canaan. New Canaan still green and fresh, with crops in the fields and people moving among them. And, in the distance, almost out of sight even for his preternaturally sharp ( Read more... )

 Been wonderin' when we'd cycle back to--- [Eddie cuts off--- maybe they're home. Maybe they're home and he's still alive.]

[Seems like an awful lot to hope for; but he's got his kit, and all his faculties, as far as he can tell. Not even the slightest tinge of red to his sight.]

[Sounds like a good day to him.]

 [Well... so much for 'vacation'. But it's good to be home.... in it's own way ( Read more... )

 You know what?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

We know our audience. We know who's still around. When they want to be.

So here, have what you want, Stephen King-tards. Who even gives a shit?


( Read more... )

Did you enjoy your month of fuck all? Well, things might actually get interesting now.

Or they might not, of course. It's pretty much up to you.

It's back in the days when men were real men, women were real women, and creepy train-chasing murderers were real creepy train-chasing murderers. And yes. You're on a train. It's called the Flying Pussyfoot, ( Read more... )

There are no Easter eggs. Should have got here sooner. But, as compensation, in the liquor cabinet is whatever the fuck you want.

On the table is the following list:

PERSON
1. Zoe
2. Roland
3. Kaylee
4. Anya
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

ACTION:
1. Lick
2. Kiss
3. Touch
4. Bite
5. Suck

NAUGHTY:
1. Mouth
2. Chest
3. Go to the naughtier list!
4. Stomach (below belly ( Read more... )

PERSON
1. Faramir
2. Ashura
3. Estonia
4. Graham
5. Sweden
6. Eddie
7.
8.
9.
10.

ACTION:
1. Lick
2. Kiss
3. Touch
4. Bite
5. Suck

NAUGHTY:
1. Mouth
2. Chest
3. Go to the naughtier list!
4. Stomach (below belly button)
5. Thighs

NAUGHTIER:
1. Inside mouth
2. Nipples
3. Butt
4. Crotch
5. Inner thighs

The game will start when we've got five people in the ( Read more... )

In this room's liquor cabinet is whiskey, brandy, wine, beer, and wodka. And a huuuuuuge basket of Easter eggs. CHOCOLATE WILL TAKE AWAY THE PAIN.

On the table is the following list:

PERSON:
1. Poland
2. John Constantine
3. Near
4. The Man in Black
5. Denmark
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

ACTION:
1. Lick
2. Kiss
3. Touch
4. Bite
5. Suck

NAUGHTY:
1. Mouth
2. Chest
3. Go to ( Read more... )