Food Phone Fumbling

[roguederek]

► How can you tell, when ordering out, that the person answering the phone is new? Things get weird, fast.Derek: I'd like a gyro pita platter, no onions on the gyro, extra potatoes instead of salad
**girl on phone**: do you want chicken, pork, **unintelligible** or veggies on the gryro?
Derek: uh... I don't know, I've never been asked that...

Comments

For Your Amusement. ;P

[typsy_gypsy]

Re: For Your Amusement. ;P

[typsy_gypsy]

shit, hold on

[typsy_gypsy]

try this:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-363-jennifer-love-hewitt/

[roguederek]

Third time's the charm! Very funny, albeit naughty article.

Oddly enough, in the Leonard Maltin Movie Guide the entry for Heartbreakers actually ends with: "Cast seems to be having a good time: wonderful performance by Hewitt's breasts."

She's still #1 on my celebrity I want to marry list.