LOVE THE JEWISH PEOPLE

[roga]

A friend of mine recently got a cartoon booklet from a tourist titled "Love The Jewish People", and immediately thought of me. My friends know me so well ♥. The only thing that saddens me about this booklet is that it's too heavy to hang next to the collection of Jews For Jesus pamphlets I have hanging on my refrigerator

Comments

[eumelia]

Humanity... I once loved thee so.
No, that's a lie.

Horror and lolz... two sides, same coin... much like Two-Face.

[roga]

The perfect metaphor, thank you.

[marag]

Oooooh, you've got a Chick tract. Those suckers are comedy gold, I tell you. Ever seen the one that explains how role-playing games are the devil's handiwork?

[sabrina_il]

*raises hand*

I got one of those in my mail box like 8 years ago and then felt compelled to investigate. I think the one I got was actually a sadly generic JESUS IS AWESOME one.

[roga]

I did not, but I am so looking it up now. My friend got this one from a guy who scribbled his email on the back, along with "Iran Love's Israel". I don't even know, lol.

[crantz]

That got me into roleplaying. Sometimes I yell at my reluctant to play friend "You will be my triumph! My Elfstar!"

She refuses to learn wtf I'm babbling about.

[therealjae]

Oh, man. That is some crazy shit.

But why is it in English, I wonder? I mean, who's the intended audience?

-J

[sabrina_il]

my opinion is that it's because NO ONE OVER THERE SPEAKS HEBREW. Plus you know, English is the language of the Lord.

[therealjae]

"Over there"? I thought roga picked it up in Israel? I am so confused...

-J

[sabrina_il]

LOL sorry I meant at ~Chick productions~.

[a2zmom]

Dean is not Jewish, so fuck that shit.

That's right world. Mess with the Jews and get smitted. or smitten. or something smitish.

(Exactly who wrote this batshit pamphlet? Who are these Chick people any how?)

[sabrina_il]

DEAN WILL BE CONVERTED. AND CIRCUMCISED. POSSIBLY IN PUBLIC TO SHOW HIS DEVOTION TO THE CAUSE OF ISRAEL.

[a2zmom]

Part of me would love to see that, but a bigger part is saying youch.

[roga]

Man, I do not know but their website is a goldmine of tracts like these that I don't think I have the emotional resilience to dig through. My favorite tracts are the ones subtitled adapted for black audiences.

[sabrina_il]

Just fyi, I was telling J about my yuletide prompt, and she was like "well, you could write a story where the parts are played by Joseph the slave, his Egyptian mistress and her bitch of a husband - that'll make roga happy!" LOLOL RANDOMLY YOUR WELFARE IF APPARENTLY AT THE TOP OF HER PRIORITIES AS WELL.

AHAHAH OK I HAVE ACTUALLY READ THE WHOLE THING NOW. AHAHAHA OH MY GOD. Their argument about Russia is solid though, you know it is. ISRAEL WILL SURVIVE THIS WAR... and be governed by cockroaches.

[roga]

I am touched, truly. (Also you could totally write that fic, js.)

Seriously, I want to cut this booklet into little squares and frame and hand each and every one. Russia was mean to Israel -- and look at the state she's in now! Watch out, boys and girls, be nice to Israel, or else you'll end up like Russia.

[chocolate_frapp]

OT, but icon love. Maleficent is my FAVE Disney baddie!