LOVE THE JEWISH PEOPLE
A friend of mine recently got a cartoon booklet from a tourist titled "Love The Jewish People", and immediately thought of me. My friends know me so well ♥. The only thing that saddens me about this booklet is that it's too heavy to hang next to the collection of Jews For Jesus pamphlets I have hanging on my refrigerator.
Okay, so LOVE THE JEWISH PEOPLE is one of those things that makes you simultaneously react with oh my god, human race, I am genuinely horrified for you and LOLOLOLOL. It is an educational cartoon, courtesy of Chick Publications (www.chick.com), that describes in illustrated detail why every nation who has ever supported the State of Israel has prospered, and why every nation who acted against Israel/Jews is now in ruins.
Guys, I don't mean to disrespect anyone's religions, but some people are freaking batshit, and there are not enough synonyms in the world for LMAO. Behold:
Once upon a time in Egypt:
Egypt is totally still Israel's enemy, which is why tens of thousands of Israelis vacation in Sinai every year. I don't even know where to start with this one. But Egypt was just the beginning -- whole empires crumble because their Jews are mistreated!
LMAO I THINK THAT'S DANIEL JACKSON.
HAHAHA I seriously cannot even--
LOL EVERY FRAME in this one basically. God destroyed Hitler -- and his dream! Israel's deadliest enemy is the Vatican! The Hitler/Jesuit conspiracy! 1933 Germany was Catholic!
MOVING ON, or shall I say back:
...I'm pretty sure this is where my LOL turns into complete and utter horror.
But wait, THERE'S MORE:
DON'T CROSS THE JEWS, GUYS. Have you learned nothing from Egypt and Rome?
--------------------> LOSERS.
(Superjew to the rescue!)
FACT. Damn it, why do these guys have such solid arguments?
(You know what, okay -- I am inclined to agree that certain problems may have to certain degrees arisen from the Balfour Declaration. NONE OF THEM WERE FOR THE UK, THOUGH.)
This one's for
marina:
LMAO, this whole page is basically L-O-L-O-L-O-L FOREVER. I want to make Interesting note: Israel will survive this war! a tag.
And lest we forget, USA, beware...
Bless you, US, for never persecuting Jews and always supporting Israel. It's such a shame you can't keep that President of yours in check, what with his crazy notions of building settlements being a craptastically bad idea and that psycho CoS of his. I look forward to following your future as a barrel of jeopardy puppeted meekly by the UN. I, along with my Jew-loving friends, will point and laugh and laugh and laugh.
IDK guys, but I really hope it's Dean Winchester.
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Okay, so LOVE THE JEWISH PEOPLE is one of those things that makes you simultaneously react with oh my god, human race, I am genuinely horrified for you and LOLOLOLOL. It is an educational cartoon, courtesy of Chick Publications (www.chick.com), that describes in illustrated detail why every nation who has ever supported the State of Israel has prospered, and why every nation who acted against Israel/Jews is now in ruins.
Guys, I don't mean to disrespect anyone's religions, but some people are freaking batshit, and there are not enough synonyms in the world for LMAO. Behold:
Once upon a time in Egypt:
Egypt is totally still Israel's enemy, which is why tens of thousands of Israelis vacation in Sinai every year. I don't even know where to start with this one. But Egypt was just the beginning -- whole empires crumble because their Jews are mistreated!
LMAO I THINK THAT'S DANIEL JACKSON.
HAHAHA I seriously cannot even--
LOL EVERY FRAME in this one basically. God destroyed Hitler -- and his dream! Israel's deadliest enemy is the Vatican! The Hitler/Jesuit conspiracy! 1933 Germany was Catholic!
MOVING ON, or shall I say back:
...I'm pretty sure this is where my LOL turns into complete and utter horror.
But wait, THERE'S MORE:
DON'T CROSS THE JEWS, GUYS. Have you learned nothing from Egypt and Rome?
--------------------> LOSERS.
(Superjew to the rescue!)
FACT. Damn it, why do these guys have such solid arguments?
(You know what, okay -- I am inclined to agree that certain problems may have to certain degrees arisen from the Balfour Declaration. NONE OF THEM WERE FOR THE UK, THOUGH.)
This one's for
marina:
LMAO, this whole page is basically L-O-L-O-L-O-L FOREVER. I want to make Interesting note: Israel will survive this war! a tag.
And lest we forget, USA, beware...
Bless you, US, for never persecuting Jews and always supporting Israel. It's such a shame you can't keep that President of yours in check, what with his crazy notions of building settlements being a craptastically bad idea and that psycho CoS of his. I look forward to following your future as a barrel of jeopardy puppeted meekly by the UN. I, along with my Jew-loving friends, will point and laugh and laugh and laugh.
IDK guys, but I really hope it's Dean Winchester.
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