SIGNS: 37 lbs. Woman Gives Birth, "My Fair Lady," "Bambi"

Feb 10, 2006 09:18

A 37-Pound Woman gave Birth to Healthy Son:
  1. Tulare: T u L.A./Re = Female(T/20/XX) in Union with(U) Rabbit(Re-75/Periodic Table)
  2. Birth: B-IR/T-H = Gemini(B/2) IR Female(T/20/XX) Superman(H/Pisces/Fe-ET/Iron Alien/Man of Steel)
  3. 37 lbs:
    1. 37 = 5/29(30/Wisconsin) + God(7/G)
    2. My Stedad's born 3/17 and my mom's born the Day Pearl Harbor was bombed
  4. Husband Roy Vasquez:
    1. Ro-y = Gemini(Ro/Non-OR/Non-V in Philosophy) Male(Y)
    2. VA-Sq u EZ:
      1. Virgin/IA(VA) Squared(Sq/2) in Union with(U) E as Y(Easy/EZ)
      2. I'm really E as Y
    3. Eloysa Vasquez: El/O-y/S-A = Definite(El-The/Spanish) Sun(O) Male(Y) Superman(S) God(A/1)
  5. You had Eliza Doolittle from "My Fair Lady"
    1. Fa/IR = Non-Superman(FA/61/Non-19/Non-S) IR
    2. L.A./D-y = Los Angeles(L.A.) Leo Female(D/500/5XX) Male(Y)
    3. Do/O-Little = Fuck(Do) Little Sun(O)
    4. Do/O-Little = IR/S(D-O/4-15) Little Sun(O)
    5. Do-OL/I-TT/Le = Fuck(Do) Sunny Leone(O/15+L/50=65=5x13) God(I) Male(TT/Non-T/Non-XX/Non-Female) Definite(Le-The/French)
  6. Dr. Doolittle was played by Eddie Murphy. Initials E/M = 5/13 = Sunny Leone
I'm like Dr. Doolittle:
  1. I can talk to AN-IM/AL-S
  2. AN-IM/AL = Indefinite(An) Sun(I/9+M/13=V/22) IR(1-12/A-L)
  3. I have AN-IM/Al Instincts
When I hack into people's Subconscious Minds, I have to crack the code. That's why I feed people AN-IM/AL C-Ra/CK-ER/S :o).

I said Religoin is a Drug:
  1. I said I'm Go/D
  2. California is Shaped like an Ass because Florida is shaped like a Penis
  3. A/SS = God(A) Gemini Superman(SS)
If Los Angeles symbolizes City of Angels and Go/D resides in Heaven in California shaped like an Ass, then God must be on a Crack :o).
  1. I said 2/8/2006 that I have to dress up like a DRAG Queen
  2. I said 1/4/2006 that the Mind is like a Car. That's why I'd be a DRAG Racer :o)
  3. Past Tense of Drag = Drug
  4. Pa/St. = Father(Pa) Saint(St.)
That's why Go/D would be a Columbian DRUG Lord :o).

Get it??? It's punny!!! :D

He's also a LandLORD that collects Re/NT.
  1. I said I'm the Go/D of WA-R
  2. Scriptures are Missals
  3. Miss AL = Not Hit(Miss) IR(AL)
When people follow what is said in the Scriptures, they're part of "Go/D's Missal Guidance System" :o).
  1. I'm born Year of the Rabbit
  2. Bambi's Best friend was Thumper
  3. I'm a Bible Thumper :o)
  4. Thumper was a Rabbit
  5. T/Humper = Female(T/20/XX) Humper
  6. B-Am/BI = Gemini(B/2) Father(Am/Non-Ma/Pa) 29(BI).
I'm a Gemini born on the 29th. Tthat's why I'm B-Am/BI.
  1. BI = 29
  2. I'm born on the 29th
  3. That's why I'm BI/Sexual or 29/Sexual
  4. I = 9th Letter
  5. 2(9) = 2(I) = II
  6. BI/Sexual = Gemini Sexual = Communication Sexual
I said 2/8/2006 that Communication is Sex

37-Pound Woman Gives Birth to Healthy Son

TULARE, Calif. (Feb. 10) - A woman who weighs 37 pounds, stands 3 feet tall and uses a wheelchair has given birth to her first child.



Roy and Eloysa Vasquez show off their new son, Timothy Abraham Vasquez. Eloysa, 38, suffers from Type 3 osteogenesis imperfecta, a disorder that makes bones soft and easily broken.

Eloysa Vasquez, 38, suffers from Type 3 osteogenesis imperfecta, a disorder that makes bones soft and brittle.

Her tiny, distorted body left little room for a fetus to grow and Vasquez suffered two miscarriages before doctors at Stanford University's Lucile Packard Children's Hospital delivered her son, Timothy, by Cesarean section Jan. 24.

"We just took one day at a time. We had a lot of people praying for us. We just believed ... and here we have our son," Vasquez told The Fresno Bee for a story Thursday.

"She's a strong lady."
-- Husband Roy Vasquez

Baby Timothy weighed only 3 pounds, seven ounces because doctors had to deliver him eight weeks prematurely to protect the mother's fragile health. The child did not inherit his mother's genetic condition.

Vasquez' husband, Roy, said his wife's small stature can be deceiving: "She's a strong lady."

According to the university, only one in 25,000 to 50,000 births are to a mother with osteogenesis imperfecta, and even fewer involve moms with the severe form with which Vasquez was born.

Obstetrician James Smith estimated Timothy's birth was a one-in-a-million event.

02-10-06 07:07 EST
Updated: 10:26 AM EST

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