the pope died before he got his own reality show : (

[rod_swollen]

The pope was dope. Best of luck in the next world, you fine steward. You are gonna have way more people show up to your memorial than Kurt Kobain did. You are a monster God of rock

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[weswilson]

You're starting to sound like Susan Saranden.

[rod_swollen]

you sound like uh marilyn chambers.

[weswilson]

ungh... UNGH

[babytndrluv]

Inspirational as always. I feel all warm and fuzzy in my tummy.

[bluebearpants]

>We Must Err On The Side Of Life!!!♦ WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOD DAMNED HEALTH CARE MOTHER FUCKERS!

i work at a very christian retail store.. the satelite radio plays instrumental "jesus loves me", i shit you not!

i got into an arguement w/ a girl in the break room about abortions... shes againts abortion... said, "okay. republicans are prolife... you think it will be a republican or a democrat that sets up health care for that mentally retarded child born from a crackwhore?"

okay, so i worded it different... but its the point of "i'll say what makes me look good, but fuck backing it up with something... unless it means killing people in other countries cause thats hip and cool to be all about my gas prices!"

[rod_swollen]

well apparently attacking oil rich countries makes gas prices go up so whats the fucking excuse now?

[bluebearpants]

yeah, thats what i told my friend in the UAE... he told me i couldnt bitch about the gas prices cause i dont believe in the war, but when i enlightened him to the effect i'm feeling (in my pocketbook) he had nothing to say...

DAMN STRAIGHT!.. bush is getting it double now! cheaper gas and jacking the prices!

[devils_mouth]

Well said. Bravo!!

[rod_swollen]

again with the insults from you! such a cruel but devilishly attractive soul you are... ;p

[paraphasia]

You sure do talk a lot. Do me.

[rod_swollen]

oh yeah. you know weve been through this before. you make a big gulp consisting of tequila, jeiger, sweet vermouth, and the extra long straw and i lie on my stomach twitching while you speak incoherently about how you have perfected the alcohlic colonic... so yeah, i get stuck chewing charcoal in a hospital for 8 hours getting my stomach pumped while you polish off the big gulp, calling me pussy inbetween sipping on the same straw. do me is a loaded term with you and i dont consider you repeatedly needing my penis with a rolling pin "getting off" either. you alcoholic colonic sucks too. there i said it. im going to try and get a patent on the restraining order i keep filing on you.

another thing. my asshole is NOT named Pokey, you twisted fuck.