I Will Go Down With This Ship: Chapter One
Summary: Everyone in the class will be assigned a pen pal in another country and will have to write letters back and forth to them for at least a month. Whether the student would like to continue writing/communicating with their “pal” is up to them. The purpose of this assignment is to have a broader understanding of different cultures and to show that in a world of technology, a single letter may still have a lot of effect in one's life.
Disclaimer: Both I and callumgriffin97 own everyone is this fic. We share them. Okay, maybe not, but how great would that be? Title goes to White Flag-Dido, Cut goes to Here We Go Again-Paramore
A/N: At The End
Masterpost
Chapter One
[ Pen Pal Assignment:
Everyone in the class will be assigned a pen pal in another country and will have to write letters back and forth to them for at least a month. Whether the student would like to continue writing/communicating with their “pal” is up to them. The purpose of this assignment is to have a broader understanding of different cultures and to show that in a world of technology, a single letter may still have a lot of effect in one's life. ]
Hey, Alex!
My name is Jack Barakat. I'm your assigned pen pal for the month! I'm sure you already knew that, but hey! Just gonna clarify, in case you, uh, didn't. So, the paper that I was given for the assignment said that I should tell you about myself so here goes: my names Jack, like I said at the beginning, sometimes I go by other names like Sex God, The Jackhammer, Big Dick Attractive Awesome Man, whichever you prefer.
I'm 17 years old. I'm in 11th Grade (wait. You do have grades in England, right?). I'm a flaming homosexual, okay, not really flaming, but I am gay. I get average grades...sometimes. My best friend is named Rian, he's a douche. He's not important.
I don't play sports with my school because everyone at my school sucks major cock, and not my cock so I don't like them. I do like to play football though, to keep up my sex appeal, but not what you'd call football though, American football. The manliest sport in the world.
I like music. No, wait, that's a lie. I love music. It's the greatest thing in the universe, and if you don't agree then I swear to god, I am asking my teacher for a new pen pal because you are clearly an idiot. I'll do the same if you say that you like music but it's actually some shit like The Wanted or Justin Bieber. Because that's not music.
Real music is Blink-182, New Found Glory, Jack's Mannequin, Green Day, and stuff like that. If you don't know any of those bands them I don't even want you to reply, okay? But if you have good taste then I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
Apparently, I'm supposed to ask you questions about your country and its culture. I don't really know what are good questions to ask you about your country so here are some random questions, that may or may not have anything to do with your country.
1. When is this 'tea time' that I hear so much about? Is it a specific time? Is it a myth? I don't get the concept.
2. Do you have a sexy accent? I like sexy accents.
3. Is your dick big? Asking for a friend. Maybe.
4. Okay, that question might have been too far. Sorry.
5. Do you play any instruments? This is an important question.
6. What does the term 'bollocks' mean? I hear Gordon Ramsay say it a lot.
7. Do you watch Doctor Who? You better.
8. Are you single? Merely asking for conversation's sake.
9. Do you only eat crumpets? It seems like it'd get old.
10. Who would you more likely win in a fight against, Batman or Spiderman...why? I need to know what you think.
I think that's enough questions for now. And, my hand hurts from all this writing. So, I'll have to end this letter now. I hope you loved it, and will save this paper forever because it was written by me and that's pretty special. I'm awesome.
Hurry up and write back because I hate waiting.
Yours Truly, Jack Barakat. (Sex God, The Jackhammer, Big Dick Attractive Awesome Man, etc.)
xxxxxx
A/N: I'm back! Yay! This is chapter one of Callum and I's new fic! I think it's going to be quite good so I hope you all enjoy it! Comment and let me know what you think so far! :D
Disclaimer: Both I and callumgriffin97 own everyone is this fic. We share them. Okay, maybe not, but how great would that be? Title goes to White Flag-Dido, Cut goes to Here We Go Again-Paramore
A/N: At The End
Masterpost
Chapter One
[ Pen Pal Assignment:
Everyone in the class will be assigned a pen pal in another country and will have to write letters back and forth to them for at least a month. Whether the student would like to continue writing/communicating with their “pal” is up to them. The purpose of this assignment is to have a broader understanding of different cultures and to show that in a world of technology, a single letter may still have a lot of effect in one's life. ]
Hey, Alex!
My name is Jack Barakat. I'm your assigned pen pal for the month! I'm sure you already knew that, but hey! Just gonna clarify, in case you, uh, didn't. So, the paper that I was given for the assignment said that I should tell you about myself so here goes: my names Jack, like I said at the beginning, sometimes I go by other names like Sex God, The Jackhammer, Big Dick Attractive Awesome Man, whichever you prefer.
I'm 17 years old. I'm in 11th Grade (wait. You do have grades in England, right?). I'm a flaming homosexual, okay, not really flaming, but I am gay. I get average grades...sometimes. My best friend is named Rian, he's a douche. He's not important.
I don't play sports with my school because everyone at my school sucks major cock, and not my cock so I don't like them. I do like to play football though, to keep up my sex appeal, but not what you'd call football though, American football. The manliest sport in the world.
I like music. No, wait, that's a lie. I love music. It's the greatest thing in the universe, and if you don't agree then I swear to god, I am asking my teacher for a new pen pal because you are clearly an idiot. I'll do the same if you say that you like music but it's actually some shit like The Wanted or Justin Bieber. Because that's not music.
Real music is Blink-182, New Found Glory, Jack's Mannequin, Green Day, and stuff like that. If you don't know any of those bands them I don't even want you to reply, okay? But if you have good taste then I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
Apparently, I'm supposed to ask you questions about your country and its culture. I don't really know what are good questions to ask you about your country so here are some random questions, that may or may not have anything to do with your country.
1. When is this 'tea time' that I hear so much about? Is it a specific time? Is it a myth? I don't get the concept.
2. Do you have a sexy accent? I like sexy accents.
3. Is your dick big? Asking for a friend. Maybe.
4. Okay, that question might have been too far. Sorry.
5. Do you play any instruments? This is an important question.
6. What does the term 'bollocks' mean? I hear Gordon Ramsay say it a lot.
7. Do you watch Doctor Who? You better.
8. Are you single? Merely asking for conversation's sake.
9. Do you only eat crumpets? It seems like it'd get old.
10. Who would you more likely win in a fight against, Batman or Spiderman...why? I need to know what you think.
I think that's enough questions for now. And, my hand hurts from all this writing. So, I'll have to end this letter now. I hope you loved it, and will save this paper forever because it was written by me and that's pretty special. I'm awesome.
Hurry up and write back because I hate waiting.
Yours Truly, Jack Barakat. (Sex God, The Jackhammer, Big Dick Attractive Awesome Man, etc.)
xxxxxx
A/N: I'm back! Yay! This is chapter one of Callum and I's new fic! I think it's going to be quite good so I hope you all enjoy it! Comment and let me know what you think so far! :D