this is not how you teach somebody to drive.

[rocknrollpsycho]

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fgjhkthyyrfgh i hate her

[theapostleinme]

Crazy whore. I wish I'd said something. But I figured I would just go "OH NO YOU DIDN'T BITCH *snap. snap. snap.* and tear her to pieces. Which is sounding pretty good. I can never think of clever rejoinders at the right time. Letterbombs, man, letterbombs.

Re: fgjhkthyyrfgh i hate her

[rocknrollpsycho]

LMAO. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T BITCH *snap. snap. snap.*" would have done the trick. Then we could've departed the car, called Mom to pick us up at the restaurant, and fended Psychobitch off with some plastic sporks. And lots of snapping.

[whaticantholdin]

*cuddle* it's okay. she will be dead in 4 hours, 17 minutes, aaaand... 20 seconds...

wait, 19 seconds... 18... 17....

[rocknrollpsycho]

LMAO. What did you do, make a voodoo doll?

[whaticantholdin]

...maybe.

[ellsari]

Geez, what a crazy bitch! I'll take you driving on the interstate if you want! And we can wait until it's like 3 in the morning, so there won't be any other traffic!

[rocknrollpsycho]

*dies* That'd be pretty fun. I love driving with you! Even if we only did one time. You're so patient about it. I'd suggest that YOU become a driving instructor but it sounds like an absolutely hellish job. Thank you. We may do that sometime.

[joiless]

I own an ice pick. You want that I should make this bitch bleed?

[rocknrollpsycho]

Aww. That's so sweet of you! I figure she'll burn herself out soon enough if she keeps acting like that around people. But I may take you up on that offer if I have to drive with her again. >o

You Can Learn A Lot From A Mafiaso

[joiless]

No problem. I'm also handy with a variety of easy-to-digest poisons and can manufacture thermite in my kitchen.

Sometimes they even call me Mr. Fixit! Ain't that precious?