You can always tell a Milford man

[rockmarooned]

SPRING BREAK PENNSYLVANIA started this weekend with a trip to Milford, PA. It's only about 80 minutes away once you get out of the NYC traffic; I didn't know you could get to anywhere in Pennsylvania that quickly from here. It's kind of a cute town. We saw some kayakers go over some falls and I took like twenty pictures of that alone. My

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[slightlyoffaxis]

I think I'd prefer the Milford outskirts to Middletown proper.

[slightlyoffaxis]

Also, I think this is your second-best column, behind the one about sneaking into movies. And not just because you mention me ("Around the seventeenth time my moviegoing companion and I saw this shot in the trailer, we started continuing the scene ourselves, picturing her reaching for gel pens, glitter, elbow macaroni, and Lisa Frank stickers to further accentuate 'JIM DIES!!!')

I also really like this part: "But big stars don't do horror movies; for one thing, they're kinda embarassing, and for another, star salaries tend to price them out of the horror ghetto where $15 million you'd spend on a single Bullock or Berry can buy most of The CW and three CGI ghosts."

[aliwilliams]

Heh, when Premonition came out, I started referring to it as "JIM DIES!!", to the amusement of my coworkers. One of them gave us all a recap of what happened in "JIM DIES!!" so we wouldn't have to actually go see it.

[slightlyoffaxis]

Well, we all know one thing that happens in it...

[rockmarooned]

Did that person mention how spectacularly little sense it winds up making? I was originally going to have that column be a long explanation of how and why it makes no sense, but by that point I had forgotten far too much to do a good job.