Epiphany

[rockhammerman]

 Been feeling sort of...odd lately and I think I figured out what it is. Has anyone else noticed how HOT this ship is?!? I mean, I'm practically roasting in my lab, but I came up with the PERFECT solution to it

Comments

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

I'd offer to go bowling with you but apparently I'm being observed because apparently something's wrong with me.

But uh... since when have you stopped caring about rocks?

[rockhammerman]

Eh, probably Sunday. They're just...boring. Lifeless. Dull.

It's too bad you're getting observed. I'm having a party down here and they even put in a stripper pole for me! It's gonna be AWESOME!

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Am I honestly talking to the same Rob who once bit my head off for saying "They're just rocks"?

Shame about that party, though. Sounds like a blast.

[rockhammerman]

I've come to realize that rocks just aren't worth freakin' about, bro. Sorry about trippin' on you like that.

Yeah, it's going to be a BLAST. But don't worry-depending on how lone they observe you, the party might still be going on!

[master_charm]

A p-party in the geology labs?

[rockhammerman]

Yeah! You should, like, totally stop by! It's gonna be the BEST party of the year. Seriously.

[master_charm]

Uh, I don't know. I'm not really feeling like partying or being around people right now. Um, maybe I'll check it out later?

[rockhammerman]

Aww, come on dude! It's cool if you just wanna hang in the corner or something. I'm like, totally needing some company.

[rockhammerman]

Oh yeah, totally! I'm SOOO not using that thing right now. Just, like, be careful with it.