Oh man. I just learned this song on (a grand) piano. I assume I will get laid pretty much immediately when I whip it out at parties.

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Hahahhaha.

Have you checked out Stirrups and Stories(link)? A bit NSFW? It's an awesome photo project to reclaim the experience of being a naked lady at the doctor's office. It's overwhelmingly awesome.

Also, Nathalie Julian and I should probably "design" paint streak tattoos and get this lady (link) to apply them for us. To be honest, I am considering it ( ( Read more... )

I'll probably do this new meme that the kids are all over these days, but maybe in a month or so. Hopefully I'll be in school by then, and lookin' for some major procrastination material.

In the meantime, here are some of the neat pictures that come up when you do a google image search for "origami boat"


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I fell out of a tree today.
It was unpleasant.

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So. I, uh, fell off a treadmill yesterday. And by fell off it I mean I fell on it, and then was treadmilled off of it, and then was sucked under it a bit.
The bruises are extensive, and the largest one is on my butt.

I feel like I need to show this bruise to people, as it's so huge, but there was no real way to photograph it without showing full ( Read more... )

Family Vacation! 
How do you like it? Not very much, eh? Yeah.

But it's wonderful in a lot of ways too. And when I get too stressed, I just watch 30 Rock on this handy-dandy laptop I've brought with me.

Here are some photos!

( Hey look, it's Bermuda )

Oh hello,

Have you ever mixed up a nice bowl of cookie dough so that you could eat it while watching America's best dance crew?

In closing:


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This this will happen to me while I'm in Bermuda

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