rode in a balloon today.
full moon sunrise.
fortunate cookie said: be patient.

I've had some really weird luck lately.

first it was really good, then it was really terrible, and now everything is re-directed but good.
Im actually concerned at how happy I've been lately, and how little I've had to complain.

Im going to go kick some ass.

you're by yourself, smoking out of two bongs at the same time
and have a 1/2o for personals

Ive had so many random and stupid things happen to me this week I cant stand it. Im going to explode.

I am going to explode.

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sometimes, I dream about sex
sometimes, I dream about violence
Most of the time, I'm too fucked up to dream.

"Well at least you got a good song out of it. If you get ten more girls pissing on you, you'll have an album." - Charlie Harper /Charlie Sheen; 2 & 1/2 men

step 0) get famous for nothing.
step 1) get ignorant celebrities to endorse it.
step 2) get the entire world to put their life on the internet
step 3)
step 4) profits!

I'm going to explode.

last summer totals to

- X amount of lost friends
- Suspicions parents
- $1600 + money i lost + additional rent money i paid up front so I wouldn't have this problem
- A Girlfriend that didn't actually care about me, and was bored of me long before it ended.

total:
fuck you