Happy belated Kruegermas, everyone!

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I kind of wish that life was like YouTube :

all the biggest losers would be the biggest stars.

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I'm going to combine two of the featured communities, holiday_wishes and 2_lines and say

For Christmas, I want candy.

Send me stuff, bitches.

Things I am fucking sick of:

-that goddamn Kelly's Shoes whateverthehell

-my neighbors (YOU HAVE LESS THAT TWO FEET OF LAWN,
STOP FUCKING MOWING IT AT STRANGE HOURS YOU CREEP)

-all my ties being stainmagnets

-spiders in doorways

Things I am not fucking sick of:

-trees

It's the end of being 14 as I know it, and I feel fiiiiiiine.

Sometimes I really just want to stab people in the kneecaps. Jesus.

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Mother is dancing around to Michael Jackson. Am slightly disturbed.

Also: why are there no electric ukeleles?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE GOOGLE BEFORE YOU ASK DUMBFUCK QUESTIONS