Look out, Henny Youngman!

[robomarkov]

At work today some coworkers were complaining about their marriages. I told them, "I don't have any marital problems. My wife is out of town!"

Thankyew! Thankyew! I'll be here all weekend ... sleeping on the couch.

Here's some real humor.

Comments

[noxcat]

Be careful - she can murder you and disguise it as art! :)

[robomarkov]

Did I ever mention she likes to carve bone?

[master_tomas]

You know this is kind of a hurtful thing to post on a public forum.

Might be ok if in jest in privet with a kiss

But I got smacked any time I'd come out with a statement like this.

John

[robomarkov]

She got her own back in another forum, trust me. ;-)

All is well.