Today is 123123.

Happy New Year!

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Simple pleasures.

That moment when your doorbell rings unexpectedly and you are actually wearing pants.

A friend asked me about my employment. I told my friend "The Ministry of Sporks. I am a tine counter!" Hey... it's a job. Spork regulation is a must! I have had to reject a number of spork designs featuring only one tine. Folks, a spork with one tine is called a "spoon". I have to refer them to the Ministry of Useful Cutlery and Table Settings ( Read more... )

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! In honor of the occasion, I have a humorous story from Ireland.

Extracted from Fish on Friday by Father Leonard Feeney, M.I.C.M ( Read more... )

Yes! The next big must have fashion item!


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At work today some coworkers were complaining about their marriages. I told them, "I don't have any marital problems. My wife is out of town!"

Thankyew! Thankyew! I'll be here all weekend ... sleeping on the couch.

Here's some real humor.

... I have some bad news for you.

( You are headed to an early death. )

Just comical.

( standard male response )