robodart
Jul 12, 2010 11:10
- 22:53 I almost never watch my local news. I did tonight and remembered why: post.ly/mopt #
robodart
Jul 10, 2010 11:10
- 11:28 Finally the world can go back to wondering who is going to sign Takeru Kobayashi, the LeBron of Competitive Eating. #
robodart
Jul 09, 2010 11:10
- 18:40 My friends are writing a comedy album through Kickstarter: bit.ly/cx9MkL - Tell ya what, if it works for them I'll do one too. #
robodart
Jul 08, 2010 11:10
- 09:53 Ahh, got the iPhone 4!! This screen is sooo nice! WHO WANTS TO FACETIME?? #
- 09:55 Asking "Who wants to Facetime?" makes me feel like it's 1998 and I just asked "Who wants to Cyber?" #
robodart
Jul 07, 2010 11:10
- 13:00 I'm rooting for Holland vs. Germany in the World Cup, because all the Dutch trash talk is based on WWII. #
robodart
Jul 06, 2010 11:10
- 12:01 Happy Independence Boxing Day! #
- 10:23 Saw a couple making out on the dance floor at a party. Believe it or not, they didn't think it was funny when I asked "Mind if I cut in?" #
robodart
Jul 05, 2010 11:10
- 14:20 Happy Independence Day! It's important we all take a moment today to thank Will Smith for protecting us from those aliens. #