Javanista

[robin_d_laws]

Comments

[queex]

Coffee is a metaphor for life. It smells vile and is nearly unendurable. Other people claim to like it, but you know damn well they're just trying to hide their masochism.

[cheetahmaster]

Also, once you've gone black, you never go back.

[madmanofprague]

The bean extends life. The bean expands consciousness.

[uncledark]

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
By the sacred beans of Java
The thoughts acquire speed
The Hands acquire the shakes
The shakes become a warning
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

[raconteurx]

Coffee as metaphor for the Force: once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

[ffutures]

You forgot "Ticky box!" and "Cats!!!"

[ffutures]

Forgot to say - see

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Uncoffee

[ffutures]

also

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MustHaveCaffeine

[sashabilton]

He who controls the coffee controls the universe. I saw that in a film therefore it must be true.