time to get the weekend STARTED

excellent metro section today

Theme of the day: Juicy

I ate juicy pizza bagels, a juicy egg roll and yelled "BOOTY CALL" at a girl wearing juicy shorts.

The value of the word amazing has been eclipsed by the frequency of its use, and quite honestly, it's annoying. When used so commonly, its meaning becomes debased; its impact would be greater were it used only for occasions of an appropriate connotation. Rather than describing any extra-ordinary event as amazing, one would do better to use an ( Read more... )

The big man's back.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yo flu vaccine who needs it drink five cups of cammmoimile a day boost the immune system
GET READY FOR THE MOTHA FUCKIN BIRDFLU

Jim Lovell: Freddo, how long does it take to power up the LEM?
Fred Haise, Sr.: Three hours by the checklist.
Jim Lovell: We don't have that much time.

if i could stop wearing these clothes for just one second baby, i would, just one second for you

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