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robanybody

Let's Discuss The Perfect Murder.

Jan 18, 2011 05:39

re: last week's Human Target. OH MY GOD, GUERRERO. I have never wanted to sex you more. Seriously, where the hell is all the fic where Guerrero has sex with the entire team and kicks ass all over the place and has feeeeeeeelings? I need Guerrero fic like burning ( Read more... )

dorkstar, h50 squee, icons, caaaaaaan!

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rike_tikki_tavi January 18 2011, 13:51:08 UTC

I want this story to exist just so that Fi and Kono can get together and blow shit up and terrify the bad guys.

I think they'd be terrifying everybody on the island, except for, possibly, the governor.

Also, someone else said it first, but Sam and Steve bonding over being SEALs. It would be comedic GOLD.

Mostly for Danny's reaction. They'd wind him up so much, his hands would end up moving fast enough for him to be in danger of taking flight.

robanybody January 18 2011, 15:05:10 UTC

"Oh, man," Sam laughs, his fingers clasped loosely around his bottle, "you want to talk about crazy SEAL stories?" He sits up and turns toward Steve, looking relaxed and retired, his aggressively loud Hawai'ian shirt making him fit in with the general population about ten times better than Danny has ever fit in, even though he's been here a year and Sam just flew in from Miami at three this morning. "This one time, me and my SEAL buddies ( ... )

chibirhm January 18 2011, 15:44:42 UTC

*SEAL HANDS*

robanybody January 18 2011, 15:48:15 UTC

If I didn't think this would fry my brain, I would seriously consider writing this because the potential for mayhem, explosions, and gunplay is SO HIGH.

amy_vic January 18 2011, 16:11:31 UTC

...FUCK. I have to start watching Burn Notice, now, don't I? Because if this bit of fic is any indication, I need it in my life.

(Also, I am taking a few icons, most notably #32.)

robanybody January 18 2011, 16:17:26 UTC

You really, really, REALLY do. Michael Westen is the best spy since Bond, Sam is the best retired SEAL to ever exist, and Fiona is an ex-IRA gunrunner who is more awesome than Michael, if that's even possible. Add in Michael's mom, Madeleine, his brother, Nate, and the entire conspiracy set in place to keep him burned and in Miami, and YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW.

Also, everyone is hot and wears skimpy clothing and Jeffrey Donovan walks around in gorgeous suits and there are explosions and gunfights and classic cars.

rike_tikki_tavi January 18 2011, 17:27:24 UTC

Oh man, I came home and there was fic in my inbox! Oh man, oh man, oh man!!! Nobody has ever written fic for me before. *hyperventilates*

This is so fantastic. I can see Sam in one of those horrible shirts (you think he and Chin will bond over those?) leaning back with a nice cold one, ready to spin his yarn. And Danny with the begging and Steve pouting sulking. And those last two paragraphs are absolute GOLD.

I'm grinning from ear to ear here. And I don't want your awesome brain harmed, but if there's a way to get more of this... *is all &hearts _ &hearts*

rike_tikki_tavi January 18 2011, 17:30:13 UTC

Also snagging icon #16 because Kono's grin and Steve's tattoos=Yum.

robanybody January 18 2011, 17:52:26 UTC

I don't know if it'll ever be a real story, but I definitely want to write little scenes of them in Hawai'i, playing cops and spies. I might try it just because I haven't written in a while and it seems like it'd be fun.

I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :D

rike_tikki_tavi January 18 2011, 18:06:32 UTC

Snippets would be wonderful, snippets would be great. I'll just sit here and cheer quietly.

robanybody January 18 2011, 18:34:48 UTC

OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A BOB ICON. ♥!!!!

rike_tikki_tavi January 18 2011, 18:56:03 UTC

I loved show!Bob. I mean, I love book!Bob, too but I adored show!Bob, in no small way because the guy, who played him, looked like Tim Curry's long lost twin brother.

Sadly I've forgotten how I animated that gif, but it's snaggable if you want.

robanybody January 18 2011, 19:02:07 UTC

Oh, Terrance Mann, I heart you so. He was even in Rocky Horror Picture Show as Dr. Frankenfurter and omg yes, so Tim Curry's twin brother!

I need to watch the show again. I miss Bob in all his incarnations. And thank you for the offer of the icon! ♥

robanybody January 19 2011, 02:41:57 UTC

I... apparently wrote more. *facepalm*

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robanybody January 18 2011, 19:39:31 UTC

Sam just wants to tell stories about the old days, Ruby! WHY'S DANNY GOTTA SHUT HIM DOWN LIKE THAT?

Meanwhile, Michael quietly drinks his beer and tries not to pay attention to the way Steve watches him, assessing his threat level the way Michael is doing to him.

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