The Greens v2.0 - Generation 9.2
Previously: Fisher took over the family, she and Sutherland both got married, three babies joined the family, Sutherland almost died...
You know, the usual start to any good generation.
Also, apologies for not replying to comments. LJ has been giving me errors every time I try to post a comment on anything. :/
So, uh, anyway, in all that excitement with the babies and the dying vampires...
The toilet. Really?
Erscilla then passed out whilst mourning the loss of said toilet.
You know, because it's totally the only toilet in the house. :|
Audrey: OH GOD WHAT IS MY LIFE WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER MAKE GRILLED CHEESE.
So, this is Balin, our resident wolf who really likes the Greens...but not their belongings.
Annnd because I wanted less likelihood of her dying...
Erscilla, the vampire's bride!
...granted, the fuming bottles and screaming infants take away from drama a bit.
Sutherland: Mwahaha. Now you're stuck with me FOREVER.
Erscilla: Whatever. You're hot.
Audrey: OH GOD WHAT DOES IT WANT?
To age up, apparently! So here's Judy.
Dan.
Darlene.
And thus there came the butler.
Donut: Screw this, I need a nap.
So does Judy, it seems. A nap that allows her to unconsciously practice quantum physics.
Donut is of the opinion that anything the people don't eat right away is fair game.
Damnit, Dan. Get out of the new toilet.
Child time! Beginning with Darlene this time.
Then Dan.
Then Judy.
Dan is such an angry, little shit.
Angrily failing on the monkey bars.
Angr-- Never mind.
Damn, it's dark out there.
...all right. This butler is not impressing me.
Meanwhile, at least the twins are too busy to care.
Dan: Hell yeah!
Darlene: Look! I can practice quantum physics, too!
Vampire drinking party.
Dan: Now look here, you!
Kid: ...what?
Judy: Oh my god, I love you dress!
Ione: Really? I knitted it myself, from the handspun darkness of my soul.
Darlene: You know, that handspun darkness thing doesn't make any sense.
Ione: Puny human, I shall destroy you.
Dan: ...I kind of like this chick.
And so he brings some small sliver of joy into her life by...pummeling her with a baseball.
Dan: Who the hell?
lol Hi, me. >.>
Otto: I've come discuss your drinking problem.
Sutherland: Drinking problem? Now look here--
Erscilla: Honey, ignore him and let's be sexy.
Darlene: Look! I'm the smart one! I'll win this heir race if it kills me.
Meanwhile, outside...
Judy: Oh darkness! Only you truly understand how to have fun without giving in to the light which threatens the core of my very being!
Sutherland: He's still in my house, isn't he?
Otto: Let me just fling this small child into the middle distance.
Audrey being a knowledge sim and Darlene being the "smart" one, I like to imagine that book to be a history of simdom or something.
Oh my god, all three childreen on the playground at once!
While Audrey takes a nap out on the balcony.
Dan: I bet I can hit you hard enough I become heir.
Darlene: A) It doesn't work that way. B) Not if I break your nose first.
Awwww. Donut is getting old. :[
I see you, Erscilla.
Now for teens.
Darlene
Fortune/Family
6-3-9-7-10
+ Glasses/Grey Hair
- Brown Hair
Dan
Family/Grilled Cheese
3-3-9-3-7
+ Glasses/Athletic
- Make-up
Judy
Family/Romance
10-2-8-3-10
+ Cologne/Mechanical
- Make-up
And life goes on as usual, for Erscilla, the Underwear Violinist.
Oh, so, yeah. With Donut getting on in age, I had them adopt Cookie here.
She was instantly attached to Dan.
Who got a makeover because he needed more color in his life.
Sutherland: *reflects upon hs family*
Cookie: Enough staring at yourself in the mirror. LOVE ME.
Sutherland: I just realized how out of touch I am with current generations.
Sutherland, sweetheart, I understand wanting to get closer to your family but...um...
Kicky bag is definitely a better idea.
Judy: Oh god! They're having FUN!
...yeeeeeah.
Next time: Dating happens, as Gen 9 puts some serious effort into fighting for heirship.