The Greens v2.0 - Generation 9.1
Previously: Gen 8 did their thang and I left you all with a cliffhanger because I'm a dick.
Then, to be even more of a dick, I didn't play any more sims for, like, four months.
Don't really feel like explaining why so let's jut move on!
So our heir race was between Fisher and Francine.
As you may have guessed from this picture, Fisher won. Why?
Because I loved them both and ultimately decided based upon genetics.
Too much black hair in this family.
Her outfit wasn't showing her cute little pudge, though, so I changed her clothes.
Then Rosie and Harper moved out to make room for babies.
Welcome to the beginning of your new life, Fish!
Fisher: So help me, if you screw me over, I will use my family's wealth to make your life a living hell.
First date.
Didn't go so well.
I like how she's no longer a family friend when she's...right...there.
Going a little bit better! But then time ran out on the date.
Second date!
Much better than the first.
...much.
They have, like, two bolts. She only had one with Roslyn.
...why does not one want to hug Fisher?
Hi, Donut.
Fish moves her date downstairs for some dancing.
While Sutherland makes his first notable appearance...with a mop.
So I invite his fiance over to get them married.
While Fish serenades her date in the bathroom.
Yeah, I know, bb. But now she'll be around all the time for romancing?
I am...not sure who this is.
Oh. Well. Not them, I guess.
SUTHERLAND.
Her name is Erscilla, by the way.
Pleasure/Popularity
4-7-4-5-5
+ Hard Worker/Cook
- Hats
I didn't want the brown hair again so soon but, man, they woohooed and suddeny had three bolts.
Let's get this show on the road.
Meet Audrey.
Knowledge/Grilled Cheese
5-3-7-3-7
+ Swimwear/Underwear
- Formal
Kitchen daaaance.
Fingers crossssed.
Erscilla would rather watch her husband sleep all day than take care of herself.
Fisher: I've contracted a PARASITE.
Fisher: Soon there shall be children to CRUSH YOU.
Donut: ...put me down.
They're cute.
And she's apparently a celebrity chef.
Donut: DIE FOUL SPIDER BEAST.
...wait. BOTH OF YOU?!
Both of you. Sonnuva--
Pregnant and barefoot...at the bar.
Oh, Audrey.
Meanwhile, back inside, we're rockin' out.
Audrey: What is my li-i-iiiiife?
Sutherland: Dootdootdoo. Just makin' my pregnant descendent's bed.
Spoiler: pregnancy is hell.
Vampire rock interlude!
Now back to hell.
This is where Fisher spends most of her time. Sleeping on the couch because she exhausts herself until she's too tired to get upstairs to bed.
Badump.
Two giant baby bumps, one passed out wife, one hungry heir.
I'm sorry, Audrey. I really a-- No I'm not.
Another Sutherland interlude.
Again followed by failure.
NOW FOR BABBIES.
Here we have Judy.
Alien maid is shocked by the birthing process.
Now more babbies.
OF COURSE. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE NEEDED. THREE IN ONE.
Our little boy, Dan.
Fisher: Hold this while I finish something.
Sutherland: Oh god, not again.
And Darlene.
AND THEN. OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENs.
Sutherland: OH FUCK. THE BABIES. THEY'VE KILLED ME.
Erscilla: Please, oh mighty death! Please! I can't handle his family without him!
Death: WELL, SHIT.
Erscilla: I win!
Thank god. Now maybe someone will actually clean the kitchen and, you know, put a baby away.
Sutherland: I owe you my unlife.
Erscilla: You have no idea.
Dan: Fuck this shit.
And we shall close with Sutherland saving himself from an instant return to starvation with pizza.
Next time: I fail at taking pictures for a while so life sort of flies by for Gen 9. I'll try to post again sooner rather than later.