The Greens v2.0 - Generation 6.8
Previously: University happened! I also completely failed to reply to comments, which I could rectify right now but instead I'll just say I'm sorry about that and I did read them but my life outside the internet apparently doesn't want me to have a life inside the internet lately. I promise I'll try harder to reply this time. Having said that! Welcome to the final section of Gen 6!
SO WHO GOT THE HEIRSHIP?
All of the guesses pointed to one of two people and those guesses were good.
But after some predictions, requests, hopes, dreams and a healthy does of prodding from my girlfriend...
IT'S MIKE.
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>_>
AND GUS.
I have a serious lack of willpower, OK?
I would also like you to meet Wes. He's the new puppy papa.
He and Craven get along smashingly. :]
Oh hey! Look who we invited over!
...and look who decided to start her heirship off early with the fail. :|
Mike: I closed the door. No one else will ever know.
Dave: Oh yeah. I got the moves.
Wes: Who is that fool?
Gus: Shhh. He'll be in the family soon.
Decided to have Gus invite over the redhead from day one of uni. Her name's Eris, I think.
Elsewhere...
Mike: I believe that I can think of better ways than this to "get down."
Dave: *falls over*
Mike: I am going to reproduce.
Dave: Sex. I'm gonna get sex.
Gimme some bebbehs, bb.
Obligatory cuddle shot. ♥
Gus, meanwhile, is not having any such luck.
Because his lady friend is too busy entertaining his grandfather.
Eris: ...it wasn't that funny.
Sutherland: *just keeps laughing so he can keep staring at her bewbs*
Gus: So I was thinking about moving downtown but then the simgod decided to double-heir, so--
Sutherland: Fascinating.
Eris: ...is the vampire playing footsie with me?
Sutherland: *set stove on fire, ++cuisine*
Sutherland: Hohshit, sprinkler!
Dave: Hohshit, sprinkler!
Wes: Hohcool, sprinkler!
Stele: *SUCH. A MESS.*
Dave: I just had sex with her.
...well, we're obviously adding some intelligence to this gene pool.
And we finally ask him to move in! As you can tell, it went over pretty well.
Gus: OK, wishing well. I need a redhead or a blonde.
...really need to learn how to be more specific.
Very minor makeover for Dave. ♥
He changes outfits later, though, because that shirt had gapping issues.
Fortune/Knowledge
2-4-3-3-3
+ Black Hair/Hard Worker
- Perfume
Become World Class Ballet Dancer
My future magician's fiance wants to be a ballerina.
Gus: Sit baaack, relaaaax, don't let the world get you down.
Mike: I believe that I am pregnant and I believe that it is Dave's fault. *runs*
I believe that you may be correct!
YOU JUST FIGURED OUT THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH YOUR FIANCE'S CHILD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Mike: What can it hurt? Dave is it work, is he not? There is no harm done.
...I have a feeling that these household dynamics aren't going to end well.
OH LOOK. A DISTRACTION. In the form of Roy exploding into a combover.
Much better.
Roy: I miss my cyberpunk days.
Oh look. She's back to the proper bed partner. :|
While the rest of the family was fiddling about or sleeping, decided to send Gus out on the town.
Chatted up this lovely lady for a while, then scoped the room.
Yes she is HOT. She's also PLAYABLE and MARRIED. You are not the first to try this.
However, look who's also glowing. Let's try that again, shall we?
Looks like it's going pretty well!
...never mind.
Back home...
Gus: Where'd you come from?
Blondie: From your dad's work. Now fuck off. My drinks are srs bsns.
Gus: How's it going, Hagatha. I'm desperate.
Gypsy: You're also loaded now. Gimme the dough.
Wait. Wait, what is this? A blonde? Are you pretty?
Washed out by the hallway light but, yes, you're pretty!
Mike: *POP!*
Kaufman: WELCOME HOME!
Gus: K;LAWEANFVKSDFA
Vera: Oh, baby. You're so hot when you're having a heart attack.
Possession? Out of body experience? No, just his face getting stuck in an awkward expression.
Gus: *woos Vera*
Vera: *having none of that subtlety stuff*
Fiddler: HOW'S IT GOIN'?
Gus: GODDAMNIT, STOP RUINING MY DATE.
Roy: I AM SO FUCKING TIRED FIND ME A BED RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
... *sigh*
...honey, I don't think that's good for the baby.
Dear Dave, Welcome to the long line of Green family eye candy.
Vera: Oh, you're so sweet.
Vera: Yeah, no. I might be wearing a dress but I still wear the pants.
Gus: But--
Vera: Do you or do you not want to get some?
Gus: ...I will do whatever you say.
Salva: I get the picture. Christ. Gimme two seconds to move, would you?
Gus is obviously not the only one about to get lucky.
And yet, the old men still beat them both to it.
Mulligan: Woo. Lonely dance party screentime!
Welcome to the family, Vera! Like we really need more money.
And after a makeover! Gus got himself a pin-up girl.
Pleasure/Grilled Cheese
1-10-6-3-5
+ Fitness/Make-up
- Swimwear
Become Game Designer
Gus: Soooo, Vera...
...resting your elbow on your grilled cheese can't be a good sign for the rest of this interaction.
Gus: I, uh, got something for you.
Vera: HOHMUHGAWD!
Vera: That's, um, very nice but...well...
Gus: ..."b-but...well..."?
Vera: I don't really think we're ready for such a commitment. I hope you understand.
Gus: I... Well, I... Sure, I...
Gus: THINK MY HEART JUST SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES.
Vera: ...um. Sorry?
Mike: *POPS!*
Dave: *PISSES SELF!*
Bed: ...well, if that don't just spoil the mood.
Obviously there were no hard feelings.
GODDAMNIT, MIKE. Stop that this instant. >:|
Luckily, Dave was too busy preparing for his future dance career to notice.
Gus: OK. It's been a couple of days. Wonderful days. So let's try this again.
Gus: Marry me, Vera.
Vera: :O!!!
Vera: Holy shit. Why didn't you tell me last time how shiny it was?
Gus: Is that a yes?
That, my dear, was a yes. Excellent.
Now let's keep on trying for babies until I hear that jingle.
Dave: I know your type, you harlot.
Vera: Oh my god! You would be such an awesome underwear model. I swear.
Nice to see the soon-to-be in-laws get along. :|
GODDAMNIT, MIKE.
Mike: I am not hurting anyone with this.
Mike: AH! I TAKE THAT BACK, I AM HURTING MYSELF!
Sutherland: Vampy senses are tingling! Someone's about tog ive birth!
To the first child of Gen 7, a baby boy by the name of Brubaker. ♥ ♥ ♥
Next time: Weddings, a honeymoon and a great many shenanigans.