The Greens v2.0 - Generation 6.7
Previously: Ghosts, birthdays, lots of...stuff.
I am approximately half-awake as I write this update but my week's been crap and this is stress relief. So! We're in uni. I wanted to get it all done at once so this update is going to be split into two entries for the sake of not slamming slower connections with something like 90 pictures. Moved them into a custom dorm. Things are awesome.
Let's see how the kids grew up, shall we?
Knipp going with the modern retro, Morticia Adams look.
Knipp: Oh, please. Morticia was way too straight for me.
...right.
Mike really is wearing a shirt under that vest.
Brian is...kind of adorably excited-looking.
Deke instantly ran for the computer to chat with people.
And Gus continues his transformation into a pixelized Orlando Bloom.
Gus: Hey, now. That Bloom character's not as smooooth as me, y'hear?
As is pretty typical of university, at least when I play it, there's a lot of skilling going on the first day.
Skilling everywh-- HOLD THAT THOUGHT. REDHEAD AT TWELVE O'CLOCK.
Brian: Sooo, hi. My simgod says I have to come greet you before you get away.
Redhead: Ahaha. Um, OK!
Redhead: *is pretty* So does this "simgod" talk to other people or just to you?
Alien Cheerleader! With her millionth skin. Only this time it won't be changing any time soon.
Knipp: ...do all cheerleaders have such fine asses or is that the alien part?
Mike: I am quite flattered that you are so inspired by me, sister but you do realize that you have a small chance of becoming heir as well, do you not?
Deke: Oh, stop teasing. You're just too nice to me!
Knipp: Girl, you have a wiiiiiild bod. I'd so tap some of that.
Alien Cheerleader: Um. Straight. Will you lunge if I run now?
...boundaries. We have none.
Gus: Hey. Not my fault she didn't close the door.
Alien Cheerleader: *distracted mid-cheer by wish to fellate Brian* Ooooh yeeeeah.
Everyone: *staaaaares*
Then all of the kids had to go to class and left poor redhead all alone to finish her grilled cheese.
Gus: Damnit, it's the first day! I don't now any of this shit!
Deke: Um, Gus? We're just writing about what we plan to do with our lives.
Gus: But all I want to be when I grow up is awesome. I'm already awesome!
Deke: *sigh*
Mike, meanwhile, decided to do her homework alone...on the front lawn.
Brian: Is that really what that looks like on the inside? Wooooow.
...honey. Did you really just burn ramen, the university student staple food?
Mike: *hack cough ah!* I have very little cooking skill! I must remedy this!
Brian, that cut finger had better not signify a repeat of your twin's cooking failure.
Brian: Id'll be fime.
Mike: Come, Deke. Gus and I are going out and we wish for you to go as well.
Deke: Hold on. Just let me finish washing these plates, since no one else can be bothered.
Who's the first person Gus meets?
Gus: Hellllloooo, Secret Society lady.
Meanwhile, Mike is making besties by beating people at pool.
Mike: It is so embarrassing for you that I cannot look.
Dave: *slams head into pool table*
And Deke is off chatting with story playables who...don't even actually attend this university.
Mike: *wants to have Dave's babbies*
Gus: No seriously. He was like "Boo!" and she was like "*pisses self*".
Well, sure, Mike. I...guess he's kind of hot.
But I don't think that talking about how hot your sister is will really get you anywhere.
Well, unless he's a total creepster, which it kind of looks like he is.
...Deke.
Lamoriche: I would totally dig some girl-on-girl action between you and your sister.
Mike: Ooooooh no. I think that this conversation is over.
Deke: *swoons*
Come on, Mike. I realize that he's your new bestie and he has black hair but really.
Dave is way better and less creepola than Lam-face any day.
Also he's really, really cute.
...look at him.
Gus: Am I the only person who thinks that looks kind of creepy and 'cesty?
Knipp: There's a reason I'm not even looking.
Gus: I must, I must, I must reduce my gut!
Deke: No, Lamoriche! Why would I want to have public woohoo with my sister?!
Knipp: YOu know, you're nice and all, but how long have you been at this school and you're still undeclared?
Got one of those "I never hear from you anymore!" notes from the good witch so I had Mike invite her over!
Mike: I gratly admire you for your magic, Madame Witch. I wish to be able to perform such feats some day.
Good Witch: Oh, that's so sweet, darling! I might even be able to help you with that!
Mike: May I ask precisely what it is that you are doing?
Good Witch: Just hold still. This won't hurt a bit.
Mike: This is the most peculiar sensation!
.........
Mike: I am wearing a skirt.
roadtogreen: Yes. Yes you are.
Mike: And this hat is ridiculous.
Gus: Um. What is my sister doing?
Mike: >:]
Mike: I have created sparkles!
Did she really just summon fireflies only to try to catch them?
Why, yes. Yes she did.
Boundaries. We still don't have them.
Good Witch: And how is your grandmother? The last time I saw here, we went bowling and--
Alien Cheerleader: Yeeeah, her back still isn't the same after that.
...why the awkward face, bb?
Mike: ...I do not enjoy wearing skirts.
Gus: I'm so buff!
roadtogreen: No, you just finally got back to a normal body shape.
Gus: Did...did you really just...interrupt my grilled cheese...to poke me.
Gus: WAAAAHAAAAAA! WHAT IS MY LIIIIIIIIIIFE?!
Continued