The Greens v2.0 - Generation 6.1
Please ignore the fact that the header image says 6.0 and imagine it says 6.1 instead.
Previously: Jennifer and Maia both died, Roy joined the household, Stele was built and Knipp was born.
So Stele v2 is just as awesome as his original incarnation.
He cooks, he cleans, he takes care of the baby...
Actually, if he didn't take care of the baby, no one in this house would.
Fiddler: BOO!
Roy: *SHRIEK*
Roach: Welcome to the family, babe.
Stele: *just fed the baby, changed the baby, washed both dogs, cleaned up dishes and is now cooking - existing is hard*
Roach: BLEARGH. Roy did this to me. BLUUUUH.
Raimi is old and set in her ways and therefore a bit wary of the new folks in the house.
This was her reaction to him trying to give her a treat. :(
Stele: *hates nothing*
Roy: So, that ghost the other night. He looked kind of familiar.
Roach: Oh, that was my great-great-grandfather. His portrait's in the hall.
Roach: But there are a lot more ghosts where he came from.
Roy: ...great.
;IAJV;LKSNA;FAIFOI HOW'S IT GOIN', OEDIPAL COMPLEX?
I've figure it out, though. Grey hair. It's one of his turn ons.
[Nice, Photobucket. Deleting censored pictures. THEY'RE PIXELS. MY GOD.]
Jennifer: MY TOMBSTONE HASN'T BEEN REMOVED FROM THE LOT YET, BITCHES!
Stele: *freak! out!*
Unrelated, he gets glitched with the plate on his hand every time he tries to serve instant meals.
Roy: So, I was thinking. Maybe after the next election I could open a restaurant.
Roach: That's nice. Can we sex now?
This is here because I missed the pop, so you get Roach in his preggo undies, prepared to stuff his face.
Kaufman: MWAAAHAHAHAHA!
Saffron: Hohmagod!
Roy: *wolf whistle* Maaan, I so woulda tapped that while it was still alive.
Autonomous tummy talk! :D
Roy: Hello, baby.
Roach: Honey, this is cute but baby's kicking my bladder.
Kaufman. Just because TS2 ghosts can't have sex with the living doesn't mean you need to scare the people you'd probably sleep with otherwise.
I swear. If it wasn't for Stele, we'd have had a social worker in here by now.
Hi, Jennifer. How are things? Still hungry? That's nice.
She did this three times in a row, just following him around the kitchen.
Her tombstone was subsequently removed from the lot.
I'm pretty sure Stele was the first one to discover that the telescope could be used for more than stargazing.
Not that anyone in this family will ever spy on anything interesting.
Two sim hours later and all he'd seen were ferns and roses.
I don't remember why Merna came over but.
Merna: You want to kiss me? No, I don't think so.
Sutherland: Did-- Did she just...reject me?
You just pushed him away. Don't go heartfarting now. >:|
If anyone other than pooklet and possibly wonderlawn get why this is hilarious to me, there will be internet cookies.
Merna: Sutherland totally tried to kiss me.
Saffron: Ooooh yeah. He does that.
Way to bond with your creation there, Roach.
I love you, Stele, but that is not how you prepare a lobster.
BIRTHDAY!
Baby tossing. You is doing it wrong. And your servo is judging you.
Knipp: *EXPLODES!*
Roy: I don't want to get confetti in my eyes!
Sutherland. Saffron. You're ruining this Kodak moment. :|
Sutherland: Fuck, she's heavy.
She got the ears! Unfortunately, she also got the eyes. They look weird with an iris and all. :/
POW.
Salva: Is he seriously talking to the plants? About...plants?
Sutherland: Come on, Eggplant #2. I know you think that daisy is hot.
Potty training faces. :3
Man, this expressiong gets me every time. o.o
Awww! My baby burnt himself out! D:
Recharging took him so long that he missed work the next day.
So he decided to spend the last hours of sunlight spying on...cacti.
Knipp: Let me ooooooouuuuuuuut!
She's kind of adorable when she's upset.
Especially since the teeth jutting from her lower jaw sort of blend in with her dress.
Sutherland: Simgod says I need to make myself useful. Let's teach you to walk.
Time for the next generation of dogs to get started!
Meet Victor. I decided we needed to get some green in on the Green dogs.
Oh. Someone other than Stele spying?
What you see, honey?
...very nice. :|
Okay. The dress is cute and all but the failure to bend with her legs is bothersome. o.O
And to make it worse, she then decides to pierce her bottom lip with a doll.
OK. Time for some Stele spam.
Drum solo, complete.
Y helo thar, Millicent, you lovely creeper.
Roach's potty training faces.
This one is less effective without irises and pupils.
What is this, Raimi? You're afraid of Stele and Roy but you're all for hanging out with the murderess?
Then, one day, Stele brought Missy home from work and suddenly began to ignore his chores in favor of her.
Which got him his first kiss.
And left me kind of hoping that, while she's quite cute and I love him dearly, he didn't make a habit of bringing her home.
Stele: *excitedly plays with Knipp! :D :D :D*
And I'll leave you there. Buhbye. :]
Next time: More babies mean more fun.