Size Doesn't Matter (2/2)

[rkowhore79]

Author: Rkowhore79
Title: Size Doesn't Matter
Pairing: Centon..with a few mentions of Codiasi here and there I guess:)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:  Somewhat non-con, there might be some blood spilled, some screaming...you know, the usual;)
Disclaimers: No beta, yada yada...all these mistakes are mine and mine only. And of course it is AU, as always.  I

Comments

[eric_idle_rules]

Oh my word. This was just... Goddamn. I have missed your writing so much.

I love your sick, twisted Randal, and your just as sick and twisted John. And your sick and twisted mind for coming up with all this. Yup, love it all.

Another thing I like is how in so many of your fics you include the senses, and you make a point to mention them. It's become like a running theme throughout them, so to point out how John was down two, yeah, it was a nice touch.

Have any more of these unfinished fics lying around?

[rkowhore79]

work??!! at this hour??! lol like it's 2 am or some shit. but seriously :(( dnw. guess i'll open up one of these unfinished fics and see what dribble i can spew forth....

[rkowhore79]

it's just my imagination, damn it! i swear!! why's errrrbody always pickin' on me???

[teddysbabymama]

cuz you're our favorite booger!!!!!

[rkowhore79]

hmph!! *cartman voice* screw you guys. i'm going.HOME!

[rkowhore79]

bahahahha! i do NOT! omg, seriously. i've never been whipped, stripped, flipped or kicked. none of it! *pleads the fifth on the cuffs*

i don't even know HOW to strip, it always looks so cheesy when i try to do it. not that i try. much. as far as you know...

wait? jeff had one?? nooooo, jeff had like a...tool box of sorts. i think. i don't even remember. oh mannn i love my hardy!cest fic. damn..i should go back to that second part tonight, see where i left off all those years ago...many moons ago lol

that little black bag is common knowledge around these here parts and i'm convinced it's cuz she has one of those as well. roflllll!!!!! shut.UP!!! what tricks do you have hiding in your closet, hmmmm...little ms. faux!whore???

[teddysbabymama]

aha!!! SEE!!! *points* you see!!! HANDCUFFS! STRIPPING!! etc etc.

Oh yes, I've been onto you for some time, haven't I??
Now the truth comes out.

And yeah, I think Jeff DID have a little black bag... I'm pretty sure he did. A TOOLBOX?! Shit, he may have had one of those, too. one of those big huge ones with wheels that takes up whole walls in auto shops.

not a damn thing.
what do *MY* Teddy and Cody do, huh??
they go to haunted house attractions, watch Harry Potter movies, have sex on park benches and whatnot.

what do *YOUR* Teddy and Cody do??
THEY HAVE BRUTAL, INTENSE, Hannibal-Lecter-would-be-proud SEX and then one murders the other with a mothafuckin' handgun!!!!!!!!

ooohh!!! HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES, HUH?!
pwned

[teddysbabymama]

oh wait. t killed himself in that one, not cody. but still. it involved a god damn loaded weapon!!! geez. im almost shocked that he didnt try to sodomize cody with said loaded weapon.

[rkowhore79]

ohhhh that would have been HOT!! *makes a mental note for a later fic* thank you for that!

lol leave it to me not to catch the mistake about my own fic!

[eric_idle_rules]

Cody WANTED Ted to fuck him with the loaded weapon, 'member?

[teddysbabymama]

oh shit, did he?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? omfg i think you're right. that DOES sound familiar. omfg. that sick twisted bitch. and by that, i mean twin. lolz.

p.s. nice icon

[eric_idle_rules]

HE DID!!! Christ, she IS a sick twisted bitch. But that's why we love her, I suppose

p.s. Same goes to you

[rkowhore79]

you two remember my fics better than i do, it's crazy

[teddysbabymama]

youth has its benefits ;)

[rkowhore79]

oh this bitch....30 is the new...i don't even remember what nic said. oh god, that's terrible!

[rkowhore79]

hahahah!! and before you even start, no i have NEVER done that to anybody else or had it done to me. so stfu!!!