From the latest spam email to hit my inbox -

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... as we all suspected.

"He could do so much to boost morale around here if he'd just let us decorate his beaver."

At work, there is an air intake vent in the ceiling about five feet from my desk.  Throughout the day, I would hear an intermittent chirp or squeak from the vent.  My boss' office is on the other side of that vent and we kept tossing about ideas on what it could be, generally deciding it was either a loose belt or something that needed to be ( Read more... )

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Yes, this sounds like a few people I know...

Ack!  Maybe I should have stayed hiding in the office.  When I looked out the front window, I found the evil red car from Friday parked in front of our house.  It looks like the neighbor across the street is having a gathering of church people, but just in case, the doors are all locked and Snurf is trained to dial 911.

... yet it did at the time.  Now it's become more amusing than anything ( Read more... )

Not a good idea.  Do they have any idea how much Amidala spent on clothing?!

Seen on the mud flap of a touring motorcycle in the parking lot at work -

When I grow up, I want to be a Winnebago.

I used to hear this song on the Philadelphia area radio in the early 90's.  It came back into my mind this morning.  It was originally written about Ronald Reagan, but it's even funnier today.

( White House Keys, by Don Henry )

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