RP: Birds, Bees, and the Immortal Way - Why Bees Should Never Go In One's Pants [CLOSED]
WHO: Adam Monroe (oh_immortal), Claire Bennet (oww_pavement), Hiruma Youichi (king_devilbat, Antubis (kingdomskeeper), and potentially Sex Bomb Peter Petrelli (bomba_del_sesso).
WHAT: YOU GOT MONROLLED Having access to the entire stock of booze at the disco and also theorizing something about grand opening events is never the best combination. At least Adam doens't have pamphlets.
WHERE: ADAM MONROE'S OFFICE.
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WHAT: YOU GOT MONROLLED Having access to the entire stock of booze at the disco and also theorizing something about grand opening events is never the best combination. At least Adam doens't have pamphlets.
WHERE: ADAM MONROE'S OFFICE.
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He was downright terrified of the prospect of being.... oh god.
Was this going to be like that "talk" that parents usually gave their kids? Of course, Hiruma already knew the contents of the "talk". The internet was good for those sorts of things.
But Adam + booze + Ants was not a good combination, no matter how you sliced it.
Of course, per usual, none of these emotions showed on his face or in his voice. He replaced them with a look of annoyance and boredom at being dragged out of the house for something retarded like going to talk to Adam.
And he vocalized his annoyance, quite loudly, to the girl he was with.
"Why, exactly, are we doing this? This has got to be the worst fucking idea I've ever been forced to act on!"
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Okay, so maybe the chances of that were slim, and maybe she was trying to convince herself as much as she was trying to convince herself, biting her lip as they walked into the office in Adam's disco.
"That, and, you know, the worst that could happen? Isn't this. The worst would be if they decided to do this publicly, over the journals, for everyone to see. Remember, Adam is drunk. It could get bad."
Okay, so maybe she did know what was coming.
"Come on, sit down, grin, and bear it. Well, you don't even have to grin. Just... don't listen," she whispered to him, sitting down into one of the cushiony chairs beside him.
"Whatever could this lovely meeting be for, I wonder!" she told Adam brightly, looking more than a little disturbed.
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That would be a very unhospitable waste, really.
And there they were!!
Adam wondered if perhaps Antubis was obtaining more booze before he made his way up here, then silently marveled at how an anteater would consume it, if the giant nose thing would be like some kind of makeshift straw or -
He would really have to pay attention should that question be answered anytime when he can observe it.
"Claire! Hiruma! Virgins! How lovely to see you!" Adam greeted from behind his desk, not yet sure if standing up would be the best idea for him, "This meeting is one of enlightenment and wisdom, just as I've said. And I took it upon myself to provide you with this information since I have reason to believe that Peter or Noah or even the Queen would never think it just to ( ... )
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He sort of knew what was coming, too.
But he wasn't really prepared for.... that.
"Virgins?" He hissed under his breath. What a way to address someone!
Hiruma took a seat in a nearby chair and stared at Adam in his most disconcerting way. As if, maybe, if he stared hard enough, he could see his soul. Of course, this soul piercing stare was not accompanied by any words.
As it was time, apparently, to listen.
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Adam had done well in alerting Antubis of this occasion. Knowing how prude Hiruma seemed to be, Adam would need all the help he could get.
He'd taken his time in arriving though, instead gathering as many bottles of whatever he could find. Adam mentioned booze and Antubis was more than happy to have one or two or twenty drinks. He walked through the streets, bags in one hand and a bottle of dark liquor in the other, the anteater drinking through a straw stuck in the bottle. As he walked, discreetly changing between anteater and human in an obvious fashion, before finally arriving at the disco ( ... )
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