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[rivaini_rogue]

[Visions of ships and booty swim beneath Isabela's eyelids, even as she turns over lazily in the overly-plush bed. Things are going so, so well for her. Hawke's not that mad, she managed to survive that whole Tome of Koslun business intact, and now, apparently, she's got a new, warm, lovely place to sleep

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[maraas_shokra]

[He's usually much more perceptive of changes to his environment. Not this time.

Until, you know, she starts feeling around for a knife.]

You. [And he sounds actually angry. Also slightly tired. BUT MOSTLY ANGRY.] What are you doing in my house, thief?

[Only the happy smiling photograph on the far wall has changed. The drone's not there anymore. Replaced by the thief standing at his side with smiling dronechildren.

WHAT MOCKERY IS THIS?!]

HEY BABY HEY

[rivaini_rogue]

Look, I just woke up here. I'm sure we had a great time, but I really think it's time for me to go. Mind telling me where my scarf is?

[Yeah, she does not know who you are... You're looking too fly, Shok!]

HI DARLIN'. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE, JUST SAYIN'. also ohgod angryshok

[maraas_shokra]

There was no time had in the sense you speak of, basra. Great or otherwise.

[He puts his head in his hand for a second.] You are the thief who stole the Tome of Koslun. You think I will permit you to leave?

BABY BABY OOOOHHHH

[rivaini_rogue]

[Oh. Oh shit.]

You can't be Qunari. You're a sympathizer, then? Look, I gave the damn Tome back to the Arishok and Hawke took care of that mess. Get off my back.

[backseat_dragon]

... Bugger what?

[rivaini_rogue]

[Kicks the phone--why is it talking?] What the--

[backseat_dragon]

-The feedback from the kick stings his ears.- Ah! Calm down, lady!

[rivaini_rogue]

[Staring. After a few moments she picks it up.] What's this? Is someone listening?

Phone

[rogue_crow]

[Waiiit. Wait wait wait. Even with just those two words, that voice sounds...rather familiar to Zevran. It's not as if he hasn't heard her curse before - sometimes fluently. Quite a few times as the direct cause!

But she's certainly not someone he expected to be here. His voice is suitably incredulous.] That cannot be Isabela...? [It's spoken in the form of a question.]

Re: Phone

[rivaini_rogue]

[Okay, okay, she has this phone business figured out.]

Zevran? ...Can't be.

[rogue_crow]

[You'd think so, wouldn't you? But Zevran bursts into delighted laughter that Isabela will know all too well~] Isabela! Ah, fate does keep throwing us together, doesn't it?

Though it seems we have inadvertently broken our record of meeting in brothels. What were we at, the last three meetings...? Or was it four?

[rivaini_rogue]

To be honest, I half-thought you were dead, what with all that Grey Warden business that went on. But that's what I get for not believing the rumors in the Marches. Good grief, how have you been?

[phone]

[hontobakabaka]

"Bugger what? What does bugger mean anyways?"

Re: [phone]

[rivaini_rogue]

Bugger this, the whole thing. I'm not really sure what I've gotten myself into.

[hontobakabaka]

"What does bugger mean? Are you setting up listening devices somewhere?"

[rivaini_rogue]

Listening devices? How would that even work?

[mayflychaser]

[Apparently all Vash does all day is camp the phone. I mean, seriously.]

[quietly] ...wow.

[Much less quietly] I must say, your accent is the most beautiful I've ever heard.

[rivaini_rogue]

[S...so soon, already being courted. SHE LIKES THIS PLACE FOR THAT, AT LEAST!] Oh? I'd say you're a flatterer, in that case. Not that I generally mind.

[mayflychaser]

Is that so? Then allow me to do so more, especially in the near future where I would very much like to hear those sweet words from your very lips.

Are you new, perchance?

[rivaini_rogue]

[She just chuckles.] Apparently, I've just arrived. Do all the boys here move this fast?