So, I'm at this party, waiting for my spot at the keg, and this kid breaks out with, "Yeah, I'm really sarcastic." And I'm already slightly drunk at this point, and like "Bitch, please" (in my head.) And he's asking why we're not dancing, and I'm like "it's cause we're way too cool." And he pulls the cliche "Oh, so you're one of those." And I'm
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