TWATLIGHT

[riotcalifornia]

*deep breath*

Over the last nineteen years, I have discovered that I enjoy many things in a 'So-Bad-It's-Good' kinda way. For example: The Baby-Sitters Club, Sweet Valley High, everything Hello Project!-related (except MoMusu Sakuragumi, I genuinely love their ballads~), BoA's early career, most of BoA's Japanese career, the song 'UR SO GAY' by Katy

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[dumblydore]

Holy crap, if you thought Twilight was fucking horrible, I can't imagine what the next three books would be like for you! I really liked the first book, actually; it's the subsequent novels that truly screwed me over. Bella the sucky whino, Jacob the equally sucky whino (literally) and Edward the far-too-chaste. *headslaps* I got the fourth book and it's just sitting there on my shelf, collecting dust. I haven't got the time or the nerves for it. Wanna take a bet when I'll read it? I have a bad habit of completing collections no matter how awful a series though... xDD

BoA's Japanese stuff is brilliant cheese, true true. And don't we luffs her for it!

[riotcalifornia]

Ugh. I don't even intend on reading the next three. One was enough!

Ahh, BoA. <3<3 Have you heard her new english single yet? It's growing on me; rather like a watered down 'Girls on Top' era track, and that's my favourite BoA album.

[nain]

um. yeah. i completely and totally agree. i read all four fucking books (unfuckingfortunately), which is really difficult to explain away without looking like I secretly LUV THEM... it's really because i can't start a book or series without finishing it/seeing how it ends, so i wasted a shitload of money over my OCD. but seriously. the books are glorified fanfiction. the fans are fucking terrifying. the author is a total idiot who bragged nonstop about the latest book, only to have it a) beaten on the charts by prerelease orders for "tales of beedle the bard" (GO JK) and b) hated by all her stupid fucking fans.

the "i_hate_twilight" comm on LJ might help you ease some of your pain. i've been on it almost constantly. it's pretty funny.

[riotcalifornia]

I saw on your facebook that you intend on going to see the Twilight movie while extremely drunk. That is an excellent idea, and I fully intend to do that when the shitty movie comes out here. xD

If Ste... howeverthefuck you spell her name Meyers can get published, then there is no reason why you or I can't. o_O

[nain]

isn't it? i found the event and was like "this. is. perfection." i've already gotten all my roommates in on it. the worst was with the books my boyfriend found out about them and made fun of me non-stop, and would like read passages aloud in a cheesy romance-novel kind of voice, and it would just make the whole thing worse (cause i was so self loathing for reading them).

um. seriously. let's submit our matrix parodies for publishing. they're only a trillion times better than anything smeyer has ever pooped into a word document. honestly.