TWATLIGHT
*deep breath*
Over the last nineteen years, I have discovered that I enjoy many things in a 'So-Bad-It's-Good' kinda way. For example: The Baby-Sitters Club, Sweet Valley High, everything Hello Project!-related (except MoMusu Sakuragumi, I genuinely love their ballads~), BoA's early career, most of BoA's Japanese career, the song 'UR SO GAY' by Katy Perry, Gwen Stefani, Decora fashion, Girls' Generation, Asian Dorama, Gossip Girl (for the first three episodes, anyway)... etc, etc, etc.
I can say, with all seriousness, that Twilight can not be included on that list. It's not so bad it's good. It's just... fucking... HORRIBLE. It took me nearly two weeks to finish it, because it was just that bad, and I had to force myself to read it, and my God... words fail me. WORDS FAIL ME.
I'm not going to bother nitpicking at it because let's face it, plenty of people have done that, and they're probably more funny about it than I am. All I can say is... wow, what a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE FUCKING NOVEL.
Kthxbi
Over the last nineteen years, I have discovered that I enjoy many things in a 'So-Bad-It's-Good' kinda way. For example: The Baby-Sitters Club, Sweet Valley High, everything Hello Project!-related (except MoMusu Sakuragumi, I genuinely love their ballads~), BoA's early career, most of BoA's Japanese career, the song 'UR SO GAY' by Katy Perry, Gwen Stefani, Decora fashion, Girls' Generation, Asian Dorama, Gossip Girl (for the first three episodes, anyway)... etc, etc, etc.
I can say, with all seriousness, that Twilight can not be included on that list. It's not so bad it's good. It's just... fucking... HORRIBLE. It took me nearly two weeks to finish it, because it was just that bad, and I had to force myself to read it, and my God... words fail me. WORDS FAIL ME.
I'm not going to bother nitpicking at it because let's face it, plenty of people have done that, and they're probably more funny about it than I am. All I can say is... wow, what a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE FUCKING NOVEL.
Kthxbi