So West The Cowboys Died Of Too Much Westness.

[rionaleonhart]

Now that two of my friends are writing (at least) six-way crossovers, I feel terribly disappointed in myself. I love and adore crossovers, but I don't think I've ever written a full-length one that incorporated more than two fandoms. That's shameful. It really is

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[the_fmk]

The Transformers go pokemon training, y/y?

[rionaleonhart]

I have never watched Transformers in my life, but that doesn't change the fact that the answer is obviously Y FOR EVER.

[the_fmk]

I also had a House/Pokemon crossover that I scrapped after I realised I only had one scene of a Weedle following House and Wilson around a forest somewhere. That was literally it.

Maybe I need to add some giant space robots and go from there.

[rionaleonhart]

House/Pokémon is one of my favourite theoretical fandom combinations ever, because there are so many brilliant ways of doing it. Chase and Cuddy as a branch of Team Rocket, trying to steal Cameron's Vulpix, with House in the position of Giovanni! House as a Gym Leader and the ducklings nervously trying for their first badges! Cuddy as Officer Jenny! Chase as a Psyduck!

What I am saying is I would very much like to read your stalker-Weedle scene.

And also, yes, adding giant space robots is always a recipe for success.

[kelly96]

Basically, Stig/The Doctor is the best way to make a crossover of Top Gear and Doctor Who.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, we all know that the Stig is a Time Lord; he's got the right sort of name for it. And there are, of course, the leather Stigs in 'Smith and Jones'. Now that I think about it, Top Gear and Doctor Who are ridiculously easy to cross over.

[kelly96]

The Janitor from Scrubs is too, blatently.

You should write it. *nods*

[rionaleonhart]

Hmmm. So, if the Doctor, the Master, the Stig and the Janitor all had their own Time Lord agendas, and each picked up companions from the other fandoms, and they eventually managed to influence all sorts of events in the future and the past via time-travel... I, er, would have one hell of a complicated seventeen-way crossover on my hands.

[ladybella]

Top Gear/Pokemon/Sonic the Hedgehog/Lost.

The three presenters get stranded on Emerald Island after their plane crashes and decide to explore it. The island is full of strange easily-breakable televisions with things in them, lots of loop-de-loops and waterfalls with vicious Magikarp, and Richard finds a pair of red running shoes that seem to make him run SUPERSUPERFAST. Jeremy gets too greedy collecting golden rings to take back to Francie, and is attacked by a robotic Beedrill, which is stopped and captured by James throwing an oddly colored ball he got from a broken television at it.

.......

EPIC WIN.

[rionaleonhart]

IT IS AN AMAZING IDEA. Oh, dear, they'd fight so much over the super-speed powerup, wouldn't they? AND POKÉBALLS IN THE POWER-UP BOXES. VICIOUS MAGIKARP. YOU ARE A GENIUS.

[ladybella]

Jeremy swore at the television box and kicked it again, trying to break. When it did, it accidentally cut his leg, and he yelped in pain, clutching it with both hands.

There was no blood.

"Um, James?"

James looked away from the loop-de-loop, and Richard's mad screaming as he went around for the fiftieth time. "What?"

"...I'm not bleeding."

James shook his head. "No, but your rings have falled out of your pockets."

[rionaleonhart]

This actually made me laugh out loud. You genius! TOP GEAR SHOULD NOT FIT INTO THE SONIC UNIVERSE THIS WELL.

[th_esaurus]

Ughh...

In making a hasty escape from certain pirates of a certain Caribbean, the Doctor and the Master crash land in Atlantis, in the middle of John and Rodney snogging each other's faces off. Seeing as they are 1) aliens and 2) intelligent, they are allowed to go on an offworld mission. Rodney snarks at the Master a lot, and the Master flirts back. John/the Doctor are jealous. Ronon says something like: "So, are you guys buttfucking?" at a really inopportune moment.

The world they visit turns out to be the Stig's home planet, where he has bought the TG3 for an impromptu visit. Since everyone is talking in Stiggish sign language and they cannot understand a thing, the TG boys beg to be taken back to Atlantis. Hijinks ensue.

[rionaleonhart]

The Top Gear team would be the worst Stargate agents ever, good Lord. And ahahaha, I would love to see the Doctor and the Master trying to escape from our dear pirates.

[dracothelizard]

I knew you'd like that premise. Now, if only we could get Top Gear involved.

Also, Red Dwarf/Stargate SG-1 is also easy: Oh, look, an abandoned floor of the Dwarf happens to have a Stargate, for some reason! And due to an unforseen solar flare, SG-1 is flung into the future! Will Daniel get to research the Cat race? Will Sam be able to avoid Rimmer's flirtations? Will Teal'c inform the Cat that Lister is a false god? Will Jack use an AR game with worrying consequences?

[rionaleonhart]

I love the premise an amount that is truly worrying, because if I like it too much I may end up writing it, and NOBODY NEEDS A SEVENTEEN-WAY CROSSOVER. Or, all right, I'd rather like a seventeen-way crossover, but I couldn't possibly write it.

Or, er, nineteen-way, because I'd forgotten about Red Dwarf and Stargate. Oh, dear. The fact that Stargate is one of those infinitely crossoverable fandoms only makes things worse.

[dracothelizard]

Also, also, House needs to meet Harry Potter, if only so that House can have a canefight with Lucius.

"The fact that Stargate is one of those infinitely crossoverable fandoms only makes things worse."

It is! It's like Doctor Who, in that way.

[kelly96]

CANEFIGHT FTW. I can actually see it in my head, and it is glorious.

(Er, yes I know my icon has nothing to do with this at all, but shhh.)